The Taijitu Tavern

[Larry]

Alright, fine. Want a drink?

[B9 perspective]

Ah, well, that's the big question, isn't it? Can any of us truly know who we are? What is identity, if not a falsehood generated by our own unreliable perceptions? Who can truly fathom the inner workings of the mind?

" The shadow knows..."

[Larry]

Really?

*starts interrogating his own shadow*

[Tacolicious]

That thing isn't going to give you any answers unless we force it too *Taco takes a bright spotlight and begins moving it towards the shadow* Tell us what we want to know shadow or else... *Taco shines the light onto the shadows hand making it disappear*

[B9 perspective]

That thing isn't going to give you any answers unless we force it too *Taco takes a bright spotlight and begins moving it towards the shadow* Tell us what we want to know shadow or else... *Taco shines the light onto the shadows hand making it disappear*

yeah, Peter Pan's shadow escaped too--and good thing...that's how he found Wendy.
More bubbly please...

[Bara]

*looks at his shadow*

YOU LIED TO ME!

*starts attacking his own shadow, and gets his ass kicked*

HOLY CRAP!

[Larry]

*prepares to fight his shadow*

Okay, shadow, we're exactly the same in every respect, and I know all your moves. Therefore, I have the upper hand.

*punches the wall and breaks his fist*

[Bara]

sucker...

[B9 perspective]

*prepares to fight his shadow*

Okay, shadow, we're exactly the same in every respect, and I know all your moves. Therefore, I have the upper hand.

*punches the wall and breaks his fist*

Oofaa-that must hurt...keep still...let me set it for you..*carries a bar stool out to the street and breaks a leg off of it..-returns* this will do until we get you to a medic.

[Tacolicious]

You guys are taking shadow boxing to new highs

[B9 perspective]

alas when new highs become new lows...

[Pachamama]

*prepares to fight his shadow*

Okay, shadow, we're exactly the same in every respect, and I know all your moves. Therefore, I have the upper hand.

*punches the wall and breaks his fist*

Oofaa-that must hurt...keep still...let me set it for you..*carries a bar stool out to the street and breaks a leg off of it..-returns* this will do until we get you to a medic.

"We won't need a medic."

*Takes out a pistol and shoots Larry trough the head.
Then watches as Larry walks in trough the door brand new*

"See this is how it works here. Much faster than a medic and no charge on your social card"

[Larry]

Thanks, guys. I've learnt my lesson. From now on, me and my shadow are living peacefully together.

*Larry orders two beers, realises his shadow can't drink, so drinks them both himself*

[Templarios]

How about turning some lights on???

 (you figure out if i meant the head or room...)

[Bara]

*prepares to fight his shadow*

Okay, shadow, we're exactly the same in every respect, and I know all your moves. Therefore, I have the upper hand.

*punches the wall and breaks his fist*

Oofaa-that must hurt...keep still...let me set it for you..*carries a bar stool out to the street and breaks a leg off of it..-returns* this will do until we get you to a medic.

"We won't need a medic."

*Takes out a pistol and shoots Larry trough the head.
Then watches as Larry walks in trough the door brand new*

"See this is how it works here. Much faster than a medic and no charge on your social card"

*kills both pach and larry*

They knew how to walk through the door unharmed...i did it first...