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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1740 on: July 10, 2007, 09:24:56 PM »
*Pulls out dual tommy guns and began sparying the entire area with bullets*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1741 on: July 10, 2007, 09:32:22 PM »
*Larry sighs, climbs into his bulletproof glass box, and goes to sleep*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1742 on: July 10, 2007, 09:36:44 PM »
*opens the lid and throws a grenade down there*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1743 on: July 10, 2007, 09:39:36 PM »
*Trey dodges the bullets matrix-style and pulls out his hidden BFG.*

"I was going to warn Larry but, since he's already dead, here, Barakarin."

*Trey fires his BFG and completely demolishes half of the Taijitu Tavern...Barakarin and Larry with it.  That Tavern automatically rebuilds itself, but Barakarin is stuck in the Netherrealm.  Trey created a rift between worlds and pulled Larry out just in time, closing the rift and using a Phoenix Down on Larry.*

Sorry Bara!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1744 on: July 10, 2007, 09:43:59 PM »
"Hey, this place isnt so bad..."

*Becomes a Warlord and ruls the realm with the help of his Goblin/ Orc Hordes*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1745 on: July 10, 2007, 09:45:00 PM »
Hmm, interesting tactic, Trey. Thanks for reviving me, by the way.

The next round's on me!
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1746 on: July 10, 2007, 09:49:03 PM »
Anytime, Larry.

See, problem solved, everyone's happy, Allama presumably didn't even notice, and I adhered to the code that the Tavern cannot be destroyed (as it immediately rebuilds itself).
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1747 on: July 10, 2007, 09:51:02 PM »
Yup, everything's right back to normal.

...

...I'm bored. Let's bring Bara back.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1748 on: July 10, 2007, 09:53:15 PM »
...

Good point.

*Trey makes another rift into the Netherworld and drags Bara into the real world.  He only looks a little more zombie-ish than usual.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1749 on: July 10, 2007, 09:58:14 PM »
*smacks Bara upside the head with a pool cue*

How do you like it, huh?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1750 on: July 10, 2007, 09:58:58 PM »
Quote from: Trey on July 10, 2007, 09:23:23 PM
I can take taco on!

Oh really? *circles his finger around the button on the nuclear warhead* I'm going to put a stop to all this fighting the quickest way I can

*Taco nails a 'no lechery' sign on the wall and sets a band of Oompa Loompas of the knee biting variety to guard the sign. Taco quickly casts a spell which protects the sign and it's guardians from eye beams*

Problem solved.
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1751 on: July 10, 2007, 10:01:00 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR walks past the chaos unscathed and orders a jack and coke.
so i think this next election aught to be interesting, it'll realy come down to Awesome vs. Progressive. both popular, should be a good campaign.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1752 on: July 10, 2007, 10:02:16 PM »
HEY, TACO, STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fighting is over, the Tavern is fine, and, by the way, someone had to stop you before...
Quote from: Talmann on June 23, 2007, 09:00:33 PM
y'know, Emp., you could ignore those posts annoying ye...

and besides, the Tavern CANNOT be destroyed, even by nuclear weapons, again, check your history. I already fixed that problem. Taco, if you cannot help it, just go after Bara, as he can neither, and we can have our own gladiator ring... Ooh! Idea...

*Runs off to revive a thread...*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1753 on: July 10, 2007, 10:02:46 PM »
*shakes head after getting whacked upside the head with a pool cue*

Ow........

*grabs a knife from the counter and chases larry around the tavern with it*

Get back here!

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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1754 on: July 10, 2007, 10:06:31 PM »
"YO KIDS CUT IT!"
* The Wonderful PUR uses her mystic founder powers to turn the knife into a stuffed pink rabbit.
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