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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1725 on: July 10, 2007, 08:28:02 PM »
Asshole.

*Trey uses his all purpose eye beams to stop/reflect the Band's bullets back at them a la Neo from the Matrix.

Now, Barakarin, that violence didn't have to occur.  Let's just go back to drinking.  Plus, remember...I destroyed the "No Lechery" signs and Allama is right outside.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1726 on: July 10, 2007, 08:32:22 PM »
Oh no you don't! I know I have a girlfriend and that Al's technically spoken for but that doesn't mean I'll let you two paw all over her, I saw her first! O:-)
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1727 on: July 10, 2007, 08:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Trey on July 10, 2007, 08:28:02 PM
Asshole.

hey! do i call you that?! NOOOOOOOOO
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1728 on: July 10, 2007, 08:39:11 PM »
True, you haven't called me that.  You only tried to shoot me.  Perfectly understandable.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1729 on: July 10, 2007, 08:40:42 PM »
Well, you are both probably trying to compensate for something flaccid and underdevelped so why don't you just drop the charade, bring out the tape-measures and get it settled? O:-)
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1730 on: July 10, 2007, 08:44:17 PM »
You did NOT just say that.  So Barakarin, how about we take out Empire before we settle our differences.  Or we can just point out that for someone who talks about overcompensation, Empire happens to be the one in the gigantic metal suit.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1731 on: July 10, 2007, 08:48:11 PM »
hold on a second

*clears thoart*

"BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1732 on: July 10, 2007, 08:49:56 PM »
*Trey similarly clears throat...

"MOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL KOMMMMMMBBAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1733 on: July 10, 2007, 08:57:02 PM »
*Takes a pool cue and smacks the person closet to him upside the head*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1734 on: July 10, 2007, 09:00:26 PM »
Perfect beginning; who was that, exactly, because we're on different sides of the bar, as you were trying to avoid the bullets.  *Trey severs barstools in half with his all purpose eye beams.  He also creates an eye shield.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1735 on: July 10, 2007, 09:08:52 PM »
I left that in the back! And who has to bring in hundreds of thugs just to compensate?

*throws a bar stool at Barak and jumps up on the closest table*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1736 on: July 10, 2007, 09:10:31 PM »
*Larry groggily looks up to see who smacked him upside the head with a pool cue, only to have his bar stool severed in half by some stray eye beams*

Wow, I am not having a good day.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1737 on: July 10, 2007, 09:15:46 PM »
No Larry, this is not the best time for you to reenter the Tavern.

I agree 100% about the thugs, Empire.

*Trey breaks a bottle over someone's head.  He hopes it wasn't Larry again.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1738 on: July 10, 2007, 09:20:44 PM »
"This could be worst, taco could come in here"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1739 on: July 10, 2007, 09:23:23 PM »
I can take taco on!

*Trey shotguns the Wendy's "Hot juicy burger" guy's face on the television screen, and is amazed that suddenly the people that were fighting have suddenly become too busy beating the crap out of everybody and everything else to stay angry with each other.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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