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News: The arteries of Taijitu run not with blood, but with kittens!

Author Topic: The Panewnik Daily Worker  (Read 706 times)

Offline El Presidente

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The Panewnik Daily Worker
« on: July 31, 2007, 07:24:08 AM »
CRISIS HAS ENDED
Warm summer and employment growth in heavy industry has stimulated the sudden alcohol intake increasion. Lots of workers, who want to buy a bear in work break, went away from "Budek z piwem" with an empty mug. Because the nation breweries are not able to refill the bear shortages, the government has been impelled to react and import this product. Due to the deal with the Costers brewery, the "Budki z piwem" chain will be supplied by 4 millions liters of bear Golden Eagle in the month time. If the workers taste the Eagle good, we may expect the next orders
« Last Edit: July 31, 2007, 07:26:57 AM by El Presidente »