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Offline Of Crazed

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Need a date?
« on: January 30, 2008, 12:55:37 AM »
http://www.conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

Name: Brass1s

Age: 28

State: California

Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.

Favorite hobbies in prison: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don't let that.

Why I deserve another chance: I don't but maybe you could gimme a reason to.
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Offline kor

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 01:40:32 AM »
LOL!
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Offline Allama

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 08:26:40 PM »
Sounds like a real winner.  :drunks:
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Offline Bara

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 09:52:29 PM »
O_o

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Offline Templarios

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 10:01:48 PM »
And you found this site how?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 10:05:40 PM »
looking for a date, duh.
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Offline Of Crazed

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 12:00:04 AM »
Quote from: Templarios on January 30, 2008, 10:01:48 PM
And you found this site how?

I was trying to help you out.
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Offline Eientei

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 02:53:12 AM »
Their tagline is great, isn't it?
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 03:06:02 AM »
\o/
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 10:26:59 AM »
Want some?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 04:37:19 AM »
im not the only one that smells bs right
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Offline Flemingovia

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2008, 07:38:17 AM »
Oh my. The ethics of this site just amaze you:

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With the many different packages available, you can choose the term of marriage that is right for you. You may wish a single partner for a life sentence, or you may prefer to upgrade to a newer, younger wife every few years.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Need a date?
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 09:29:40 AM »
Ethics rhymes with dianetics. Ergo, quid erat demonstratum.
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