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Title: Need a date?
Post by: Of Crazed on January 30, 2008, 12:55:37 AM

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

Name: Brass1s

Age: 28

State: California

Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.

Favorite hobbies in prison: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don't let that.

Why I deserve another chance: I don't but maybe you could gimme a reason to.

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: kor on January 30, 2008, 01:40:32 AM

LOL!

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Allama on January 30, 2008, 08:26:40 PM

Sounds like a real winner.  :drunks:

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Bara on January 30, 2008, 09:52:29 PM

O_o

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Templarios on January 30, 2008, 10:01:48 PM

And you found this site how?

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Bara on January 30, 2008, 10:05:40 PM

looking for a date, duh.

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Of Crazed on January 31, 2008, 12:00:04 AM

Quote from: Templarios on January 30, 2008, 10:01:48 PM

And you found this site how?

I was trying to help you out.

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Eientei on January 31, 2008, 02:53:12 AM

Their tagline is great, isn't it?

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Gulliver on January 31, 2008, 03:06:02 AM

\o/

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Solnath on January 31, 2008, 10:26:59 AM

Want some?

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Towlie on February 01, 2008, 04:37:19 AM

im not the only one that smells bs right

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Flemingovia on February 01, 2008, 07:38:17 AM

Oh my. The ethics of this site just amaze you:

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With the many different packages available, you can choose the term of marriage that is right for you. You may wish a single partner for a life sentence, or you may prefer to upgrade to a newer, younger wife every few years.

Title: Re: Need a date?
Post by: Solnath on February 01, 2008, 09:29:40 AM

Ethics rhymes with dianetics. Ergo, quid erat demonstratum.