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Offline Allama

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2007, 06:50:10 PM »
Hair clips and foundation become standard-issue equipment.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2007, 05:03:29 AM »
soldiers will be constantly bombard by emotional issues from their commanding female officers.

Female Commander: Private.....we need to talk.
Private: ...is this about our officer-to-subordinate relationship?
Female Commander: Yes...
Private (inside his head): F**K!
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Offline Khem

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2007, 07:16:47 AM »
once a month the MREs would be replaced with chocolate bars for 3-5 days.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2007, 07:44:49 AM »
Quiche would be added to the menus at the mess halls.  And so would cheesecake.

Alternative uniforms would be provided for those inevitable "bloat days".

Jeeps would be equipped with vanity mirrors so the personnel could apply lipstick on the fly.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2007, 07:49:19 AM »
Quote from: Khablan on July 10, 2007, 07:44:49 AM
Quiche would be added to the menus at the mess halls.  And so would cheesecake.

Alternative uniforms would be provided for those inevitable "bloat days".

Jeeps would be equipped with vanity mirrors so the personnel could apply lipstick on the fly.

Quiche and cheesecake?  I'm looking forward to the new kind of army.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2007, 07:51:52 AM »
on cold days the mess halls would serve tomato soup and grilled cheese!
(grilled cheese my favorite food by the way!)
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2007, 10:46:09 AM »
An armistice would be followed up with the "It's not you. It's me" bit.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2007, 12:52:40 PM »
Peace summits would always end with hugs, apologies, and crying.

"Sniffle... I didn't mean it!  I was just upset..."

"It's okay, I shouldn't have over-reacted... waaaaah, I love you so much!"

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2007, 02:29:26 PM »
Instead of rifles we would have water guns

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Offline The Empire

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #54 on: July 11, 2007, 09:07:14 AM »
I would still modify my water gun to a flamethrower... but use it to light bonfires for the night-party cease-fire
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #55 on: July 11, 2007, 02:31:20 PM »
Wars would be short
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #56 on: July 11, 2007, 03:18:24 PM »
All the commanders would be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen... WHERE THEY BELONG.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #57 on: July 11, 2007, 03:25:30 PM »
* Talmann can't help himself and chuckles.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #58 on: July 11, 2007, 09:48:06 PM »
LOL.

The men, left at home, would bake cookies and cheat on the soldiers with charming female war-reporters.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #59 on: July 12, 2007, 12:07:37 AM »
the soldiers, instead of KP, would be given chefs helper for a week!
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