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Author Topic: Reasons Why the English Language is Hard to Learn  (Read 869 times)

Offline kor

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Reasons Why the English Language is Hard to Learn
« on: July 13, 2007, 07:29:29 AM »


      The bandage was wound around the wound.
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      The farm was used to produce produce.
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      The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
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      He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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      The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
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      Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
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      A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
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      When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
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      I did not object to the object.
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      There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
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      They were too close to the door to close it.
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      The buck does funny things when the does are present.
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      A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
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      To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
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      The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
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      After a number of injections my jaw got number.
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      Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
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      I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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      How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?



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Re: Reasons Why the English Language is Hard to Learn
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 09:25:26 AM »
The long and short vowels longed to be loved and felt shorted as a result.
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