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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2007, 10:09:20 PM »
I like the new addition to your sig, Bara  :clap:
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2007, 10:10:15 PM »
thanks  ;D
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2007, 12:57:00 AM »
the soldiers would never find the battlefield
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2007, 01:27:27 AM »
sure they would because we would force them to ask for directions.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2007, 01:37:26 AM »
Quote from: The Wonderful PUR on July 09, 2007, 01:27:27 AM
sure they would because we would force them to ask for directions.

argh true...lol


if women ran wars, only ugly guys would die
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2007, 01:39:48 AM »
and gay guys would design the rifles....
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2007, 02:02:15 AM »
Quote from: The Wonderful PUR on July 09, 2007, 01:39:48 AM
and gay guys would design the rifles....

All the toilet seats in the barracks' bathrooms would be bolted to the rims of the toilets to prevent the men from leaving the seat up.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2007, 03:29:22 AM »
Tho probably somewhat more Gryphonnic that truly warlike, Battle-Brethren would be less common than -Sistren.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2007, 03:49:27 AM »
The worst of the fighting will happen during their menstruation period.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2007, 04:08:05 AM »
Quote from: Chinese Loyalist on July 09, 2007, 03:49:27 AM
The worst of the fighting will happen during their menstruation period.

The war of the month, eh?
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2007, 04:12:39 AM »
yes, lol.

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2007, 05:37:23 AM »
The armies would show up twenty minutes late to every battle, because they had to do their hair and make-up.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2007, 05:49:35 AM »
This is freaking hysterical!  You guys are goooooooood.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2007, 09:17:56 AM »
the soldiers would never complain about the food again. however their highheeled boots are killing them.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2007, 10:09:18 AM »
Tank crews will now complain about the potted flowers shoved into the confines of their tanks to "give them more color".
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