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Offline Bara

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2007, 12:51:58 PM »
Quote from: Korinna on July 09, 2007, 05:37:23 AM
The armies would show up twenty minutes late to every battle, because they had to do their hair and make-up.

my mom is never late. i remebr that we arrived 3 HOURS EARLY to this thing at my church. Dang, i waited a long time. and yes, it was at X-Mas
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2007, 01:23:30 PM »
Bara, there are a few exceptions to that rule. I was saying that based on  stereotypical views of women in general and my personal experience. I can't even begin to count how many times I've been late to a movie because of this. It usually goes like this:

Me: (standing by the bathroom door) You almost ready, we're gonna be late.
Her: It'll be a little while still, I have to do my make-up.
Me: WHAT! You've been in there for 15 minutes! What the hell have you been doing in there!
Her: I had to do my hair first.
Me: It took you 15 minutes to do your hair!!!
Her: You sound mad.  Why are you  so mad.
Me: I'm not mad, I just can't believe it's taking this long!
Her: Your mad aren't you.
Me: Oh God let's not start this.
(Momentary silence)
Her: Honey?
Me: What?
Her: I've finished my make-up.
Me: Finally!
Her: Could you help me pick out what to wear.
Me: (slaps forehead)
« Last Edit: July 09, 2007, 02:20:52 PM by Korinna »
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2007, 01:26:52 PM »
ha ha.

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2007, 01:46:34 PM »
A beautiful collection of Spring-Summer-Campaign War-Purses would be launched by Versace.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2007, 02:10:41 PM »
Half of the armed forces would be devoted to counseling services, decorating, and cookware.

Chipping a nail would be a sufficiently serious injury to leave the field of battle.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2007, 02:47:40 PM »
This may be a bit off-topic, but my mom says the world would be changed for the best if women ran the middle-east. Aka: Mid-east men tell their kids to throw rocks, and it perpetuates. Women would see their kids throwing rocks and pull them in by the ear and tell them to never do it again.

Ok, back to the normal chaotic discussion.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2007, 03:22:50 PM »
"Okay so you're giving me directions for driving this tank then"
"Yep...  ....   .....    .....   Oh, you could have turned left back there"
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2007, 03:28:56 PM »
"Spotted the target a 3 o' clock

" I HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG!!!!!!!"

"Jesus.."
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2007, 03:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Khablan on July 09, 2007, 05:49:35 AM
This is freaking hysterical!  You guys are goooooooood.

I knew this would be a good topic, Khab!
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2007, 04:03:35 PM »
"Now, for the talent portion of this battle..."
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2007, 04:53:32 PM »
20,000 well armed troops... no problem
An arsenal of deadly biological weapons in a secure compound... no problem
A spider.. EEEEEK... RUN AWAY!
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2007, 04:57:05 PM »
Soldiers doing drills would pirouette when turning.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2007, 05:01:57 PM »
Boot Camp becomes Shoe Closet Camp
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2007, 05:09:36 PM »
Quote from: The Wonderful PUR on July 09, 2007, 09:17:56 AM
the soldiers would never complain about the food again. however their highheeled boots are killing them.

High heeled boots, eh? Then would this be the uniform of the day?
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2007, 05:23:27 PM »
no, it will more be like..

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