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Offline Khablan

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If women ran wars...
« on: July 07, 2007, 05:58:46 PM »
...they'd send all the fighters to their rooms until after they'd had some quiet time to themselves.

Alright, what else can you add to the list?

And remember, we're all just having fun with the stereotype, so don't take it seriously!
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 05:09:24 PM by Khablan »
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 06:05:22 PM »
"Could you move that border 3 miles north?"
(lots of grunting and huffing)
"No, no, no. Move it back."
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Offline Khablan

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 06:17:50 PM »
Thy... has my husband been telling you things?  LMAO!!!

...there would be no more of this drab uniform stuff.  We'd choose colors that complement the complexion.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 06:48:47 PM »
...General Khablan and her Cookie Commandos would be the most feared army in the world.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 07:14:30 PM »
.. genocide against dancing avs would happen. (YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 07:31:01 PM »
....er...ok, so how long is this skirmish planned to last? We can't go around having no program, you know? *a clothing shop is opened nearby and suddenly any notion of time or schedule magically disappears*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 05:07:34 PM »
Peace negotiations would go one of two ways:

Scenario 1...
Mediator:  Now, let's all sit and have a cup of tea and a nice little chat.  What's the problem?  Don't look at me, though.  Look at each other.  And remember.  Mirror what the other has said to you.
Country 1:  I feel that you don't appreciate me.  You take me for granted.
Country 2:  I understand that you don't feel appreciated.  But I get frustrated because you rarely let me cross your borders anymore.  I have needs, you know.
Country 1:  I know you have needs but I have needs too.  You can't just cross my borders any time you want without asking first.  Sometimes I'm not in the MOOD for you to cross my borders.
Mediator:  Excellent, excellent.  Now we're getting somewhere.  Now let's try some role switching...

Scenario 2...
Mediator:  Now, let's all sit and have a cup of tea and a nice little chat.  What's the problem?
Country 1 (looking petulant):  Nothing.  Nothing at all.
Country 2 (looking bemused):  I don't get it.  I don't know why she's so mad.
Country 1 (crossing her arms and turning away):  Well if YOU don't know, I'M certainly not going to tell you.
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Offline kor

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 05:10:48 PM »
ROFL @ Scenario 2! :clap:
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Offline Thyatira

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 05:19:46 PM »
Well, first, that is a very nice Holy Grail, Korinna.

Second, "Cry havoc, and let slip the CATS of war!"
Female stormtroopers would be Catsoldiers, no?
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 05:24:36 PM »
Thank you, I am glad you like it. ;D
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 05:47:38 PM »
Give me covering fire at.....

*points to a genral area and troops fire*

"NO! I MEANT OVER THER!!!!!!!!!"

*Points and the soldiers fire*

"Nope, i meant over there"

"Were not going to fire"

"FIRE OR NO FRIENDS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 06:46:38 PM »
..once a month the fighting would get insanely fierce
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 07:32:30 PM »
Unless potato chips and chocolate are quickly provided.
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 07:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 07:32:30 PM
Unless potato chips and chocolate are quickly provided.

What do you think the war is over?  ;)
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Re: If women ran wars...
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2007, 09:57:04 PM »
^ Good one
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