I think I am cursed.

[Of Crazed]

The last few months I have noticed an odd thing.  About once a week, when I am driving at night time, when I pass a street light it goes out.  It is really starting to freak me out.  They seem to go out right when I pass it.

I think I am cursed.

Am I cursed?

How do I break it?

[Solnath]

Get laid.

Logic: If you pay attention to these kind of things, you have too much time on your hands, so you should find yourself someone to occupy yourself with. Also, marry and reproduce, improve society.

Remember folks, good and evil may be subjective, but consuming always helps.

[Bara]

The last few months I have noticed an odd thing.  About once a week, when I am driving at night time, when I pass a street light it goes out.  It is really starting to freak me out.  They seem to go out right when I pass it.

I think I am cursed.

Am I cursed?

How do I break it?

Did you fart at that same time?

[Of Crazed]

No.  No I did not.  Butt really a fart joke.


see what I did there

[Gulliver]

My friend has the same capability. It just so happens that she is also female. Perhaps you should pair with her as Soly suggests.

[Tacolicious]

You are cursed.

The curse can be broken by catching a leprechaun... or Jesus, he's like four leprechauns.

[Delfos]

that already happened to me and some of my friends, specially walking at night. I think there's a direct relation of your 'body' moving nearby road lights, it can't be a curse or just coincidence, i actually tend to believe there's no coincidences. Anyway, don't worry, you won't die because of a wicked street light.

[Templarios]

You wouldn't of noticed it unless u though u were 'cursed'

[j delight]

Only one thing to do (if you can't catch a leprechaun or Jesus that is).

Smite the lights.

Good luck.

[Of Crazed]

Get laid.

Logic: If you pay attention to these kind of things, you have too much time on your hands, so you should find yourself someone to occupy yourself with. Also, marry and reproduce, improve society.

Remember folks, good and evil may be subjective, but consuming always helps.

Next time I drive at night, remind me to close my eyes.

[kor]

The way I see it there are two choices.

1. Hook up with Prag's friend and take Soly's advice by getting laid, marrying, and reproducing.

2. Get over the superstitious BS and realize it's coincidence and move on.

[Templarios]

Problem solved?

[Anniane]

I think all this disparate advice needs to be synthesized.

1. Hook up with Prag's friend.
2. Drive with her at night, and demonstrate your awesome streetlight-disabling powers.
3. Get laid.
4. Get over the "superstitious BS".
5. Reproduce.

[Bara]

No.  No I did not.  Butt really a fart joke.


see what I did there

it makes pefect logic. maybe you happen to fart, then the light would have went out to the the fact you have the super, stoplight stoping fart.

[Templarios]

What do u think u have 2 do 2 turn the light on then?