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Title: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 19, 2007, 11:27:49 PM
The last few months I have noticed an odd thing.  About once a week, when I am driving at night time, when I pass a street light it goes out.  It is really starting to freak me out.  They seem to go out right when I pass it.

I think I am cursed.

Am I cursed?

How do I break it?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Solnath on November 20, 2007, 12:26:27 AM
Get laid.

Logic: If you pay attention to these kind of things, you have too much time on your hands, so you should find yourself someone to occupy yourself with. Also, marry and reproduce, improve society.

Remember folks, good and evil may be subjective, but consuming always helps.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 20, 2007, 12:35:16 AM
Quote from: Of Crazed (MoA) on November 19, 2007, 11:27:49 PM
The last few months I have noticed an odd thing.  About once a week, when I am driving at night time, when I pass a street light it goes out.  It is really starting to freak me out.  They seem to go out right when I pass it.

I think I am cursed.

Am I cursed?

How do I break it?

Did you fart at that same time?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 20, 2007, 12:56:40 AM
No.  No I did not.  Butt really a fart joke.


see what I did there
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Gulliver on November 20, 2007, 02:22:41 AM
My friend has the same capability. It just so happens that she is also female. Perhaps you should pair with her as Soly suggests.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Tacolicious on November 20, 2007, 04:47:38 AM
You are cursed.

The curse can be broken by catching a leprechaun... or Jesus, he's like four leprechauns.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Delfos on November 20, 2007, 01:58:11 PM
that already happened to me and some of my friends, specially walking at night. I think there's a direct relation of your 'body' moving nearby road lights, it can't be a curse or just coincidence, i actually tend to believe there's no coincidences. Anyway, don't worry, you won't die because of a wicked street light.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 20, 2007, 02:59:34 PM
You wouldn't of noticed it unless u though u were 'cursed'
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: j delight on November 20, 2007, 03:34:38 PM
Only one thing to do (if you can't catch a leprechaun or Jesus that is).

Smite the lights.

Good luck.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 20, 2007, 07:16:19 PM
Quote from: Alexander Solan on November 20, 2007, 12:26:27 AM
Get laid.

Logic: If you pay attention to these kind of things, you have too much time on your hands, so you should find yourself someone to occupy yourself with. Also, marry and reproduce, improve society.

Remember folks, good and evil may be subjective, but consuming always helps.

Next time I drive at night, remind me to close my eyes.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: kor on November 20, 2007, 08:06:45 PM
The way I see it there are two choices.

1. Hook up with Prag's friend and take Soly's advice by getting laid, marrying, and reproducing.

2. Get over the superstitious BS and realize it's coincidence and move on.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 20, 2007, 08:16:54 PM
Problem solved?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Anniane on November 20, 2007, 08:24:22 PM
I think all this disparate advice needs to be synthesized.

1. Hook up with Prag's friend.
2. Drive with her at night, and demonstrate your awesome streetlight-disabling powers.
3. Get laid.
4. Get over the "superstitious BS".
5. Reproduce.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 20, 2007, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Of Crazed (MoA) on November 20, 2007, 12:56:40 AM
No.  No I did not.  Butt really a fart joke.


see what I did there

it makes pefect logic. maybe you happen to fart, then the light would have went out to the the fact you have the super, stoplight stoping fart.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 20, 2007, 09:03:41 PM
What do u think u have 2 do 2 turn the light on then?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 20, 2007, 10:20:18 PM
I don't know, I don't really think I am cursed though.  It does creep me out, though.

Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 20, 2007, 10:25:00 PM
then why did you name this therad "i think i am cursed"??
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 20, 2007, 11:19:58 PM
I like to lie, just to fuck with you.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 20, 2007, 11:46:37 PM
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

you hurt me feelings...
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 21, 2007, 01:07:25 AM
Sorry.

Didn't mean it.

 :wb:.

Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 01:09:58 AM
really?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Gulliver on November 21, 2007, 03:23:17 AM
/now/
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 02:45:49 PM
can someone tell me what prag meant?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Anniane on November 21, 2007, 03:42:09 PM
No.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 04:02:25 PM
*grabs a Choopa and procceds to chop up ^_^*
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 21, 2007, 05:42:07 PM
*sedates Barakarin*

Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 05:43:40 PM
I need Cupcakes!
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 21, 2007, 05:49:08 PM
*sedates Barakarin further*
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: j delight on November 21, 2007, 07:09:45 PM
Prag's message is ...

Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Tacolicious on November 21, 2007, 07:21:02 PM
Prag's message was simple, it was:
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Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 07:23:44 PM
was that nessary?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Miller18 on November 21, 2007, 08:27:17 PM
no but it was funny.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 08:38:52 PM
no, it wasnt!
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Miller18 on November 21, 2007, 08:41:18 PM
Sure it was.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 08:42:35 PM
no, it wasnt! get a normal sense of humor, like the rest of us!
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Miller18 on November 21, 2007, 08:47:47 PM
From what I have seen so far there is nothing normal around here. :fight:
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Tacolicious on November 21, 2007, 09:13:49 PM
Quote from: Barakarin on November 21, 2007, 08:42:35 PM
no, it wasnt! get a normal sense of humor, like the rest of us!

That a sure fire recipe for boredom.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 09:59:07 PM
yeah, but then agian, there are no Normal peolpe here. Take you. Your a stoner. Lets take me. Im a 13 year old that is realted to a ghost.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Solnath on November 21, 2007, 10:04:19 PM
Quote from: ^_^  on November 20, 2007, 08:24:22 PM
I think all this disparate advice needs to be synthesized.

1. Hook up with Prag's friend.
2. Drive with her at night, and demonstrate your awesome streetlight-disabling powers.
3. Get laid.
4. Get over the "superstitious BS".
5. Reproduce.

You do mean:

1. Hook up with Prag's friend.
2. Drive with her at night, and demonstrate your awesome streetlight-disabling powers.
3. Get laid.
4. Get over the "superstitious BS".
5. Reproduce.
6. ? ? ?
7. Profit!
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 10:05:55 PM
number 6 is going to the hospital and the babies pop out!

thank you sex ed
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Solnath on November 21, 2007, 10:41:23 PM
"Pop out."

Besides, Number Six isn't going anywhere.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 21, 2007, 10:42:52 PM
yes, pop out.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Solnath on November 21, 2007, 11:41:45 PM
Were you female, I'd love to see your expression if you had to undergo Cesarian section for some reason.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 22, 2007, 12:19:07 AM
wha?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Delfos on November 22, 2007, 12:44:30 AM
female hugger!!! Damn hippie!!! Bloody Commie!!!
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 22, 2007, 12:51:19 AM
wha?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Tacolicious on November 22, 2007, 04:09:07 PM
Quote from: Barakarin on November 21, 2007, 09:59:07 PM
yeah, but then agian, there are no Normal peolpe here. Take you. Your a stoner. Lets take me. Im a 13 year old that is realted to a ghost.

I'd like to think in this world of possibilities that I'm more then just a stoner.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 22, 2007, 06:28:48 PM
fair point there
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 23, 2007, 02:16:01 AM
Quote from: Barakarin on November 21, 2007, 09:59:07 PM
yYeah, but then agian again, there are no Nnormal peolpe people here. Take you., Your you're a stoner. Lets Let's take me., ImI'm a 13 year old (asshole) that is realted related to a ghost.

 :2c:
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 23, 2007, 10:27:03 PM
Quote from: Of Crazed (MoA) on November 23, 2007, 02:16:01 AM
Quote from: Barakarin on November 21, 2007, 09:59:07 PM
yYeah, but then agian again, there are no Nnormal peolpe people here. Take you., Your you're a stoner. Lets Let's take me., ImI'm a 13 year old (asshole) that is realted related to a ghost.

 :2c:

how am i a Asshole?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 23, 2007, 11:08:34 PM
Play nicely - is this helping anyone?

Maybe close thread?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 23, 2007, 11:09:09 PM
all u want to know, why am i a asshole?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 23, 2007, 11:10:43 PM
Seriously, i don't know/i don't want to know/i don't care if you are or not


Move on all and grow up
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 23, 2007, 11:11:47 PM
i just wanted to know

 :'(
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 23, 2007, 11:13:49 PM
leave it and drop it

Will it change your life? No
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 23, 2007, 11:14:29 PM
yes.

OOC: you do know im just kidding, right?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Templarios on November 23, 2007, 11:15:37 PM
Yes

Anyway...
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 23, 2007, 11:16:07 PM
anyway....
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 23, 2007, 11:59:05 PM
I was kidding.

 :wb:
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: kor on November 24, 2007, 12:06:33 AM
I wasn't......wait, what are we talking about?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Tacolicious on November 24, 2007, 01:15:17 AM
Wasn't it something about impregnating Soly's girlfriend to break a curse?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: kor on November 24, 2007, 01:29:40 AM
Hmm, that does sound familiar.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Anniane on November 24, 2007, 02:33:13 AM
You did? Well done, I suppose.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Solnath on November 24, 2007, 03:00:21 AM
My girlfriend? Lolwtf, go right ahead. Bitch has it coming. Like a freight train.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: kor on November 24, 2007, 03:05:32 AM
Meh, not as much fun with your permission.
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Tacolicious on November 24, 2007, 02:57:44 PM
Quote from: Alexander Solan on November 24, 2007, 03:00:21 AM
Bitch has it coming. Like a freight train.

What did a freight train ever do to deserve comeuppance?
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Bara on November 24, 2007, 11:21:46 PM
secondly, how will it fit up your vagina? It will have to be Huge!
Title: Re: I think I am cursed.
Post by: Of Crazed on November 25, 2007, 02:05:15 AM
This is over