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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3345 on: November 03, 2007, 10:24:42 PM »
Actually it's the Taijitu Tavern
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3346 on: November 04, 2007, 07:50:59 AM »
Read up on the rules for force weapons my friend, I roll to hit, to wound and then an optional psychic test for the weapon to see if it autokills it's victim provided it scores a wound and the victim has more than one. (A3+D6, WS 5, S4) And a force weapon is a kind of power weapon so no armour saves.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3347 on: November 04, 2007, 09:04:30 AM »
*Taco throws a 10,000 sided die at Emp*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3348 on: November 04, 2007, 11:16:50 PM »
*Pachamama catches the die. "Wow that was missing in my collection. Thanks Taco-man"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3349 on: November 05, 2007, 09:10:41 PM »
dudes, thats one weapon. Heck, i had to get out my rulebook for a second.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3350 on: November 06, 2007, 03:03:48 AM »
Vote Taco for Divine Emperor
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3351 on: November 06, 2007, 04:49:12 PM »
Well, fortunately, in the game there are no demonic force weapons, just demonic weapons (+1D6 or 2D6 attacks, no armour save with a wound on the striking model if one or more 1's are rolled) OR force weapons (with the psycic test for autokills and still no armour save) so no extra D6 attacks for a psyker. :P But my Sorceress in Terminator armour with mark of Tzeentch is still an awsome piece on the gaming table. :wb:
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3352 on: November 06, 2007, 05:37:34 PM »
Does anyone here speak non-nerd?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3353 on: November 06, 2007, 06:35:40 PM »
Speak what?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3354 on: November 06, 2007, 06:39:47 PM »
I'm fairly good at translating nerd into English; as far as I understand it, he compared your mother to a walrus. Are you really going to stand for that?

*sits back to watch the fight*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3355 on: November 06, 2007, 08:32:52 PM »
Shut up larry.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3356 on: November 06, 2007, 08:38:57 PM »
Talk to the hand, man.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3357 on: November 06, 2007, 08:41:32 PM »
Hello hand, my name is bara.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3358 on: November 06, 2007, 08:48:34 PM »
Hell no!

*breaks off the leg of a bar stool and does a text-book impaling of Larry's heart.*

There, now Taco, let's settle this the manly way, a drinking contest followed by a matching game of which of the Taijitu ladies faces in the pictures above the bar belongs to which semi-nude body, eh?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3359 on: November 06, 2007, 08:52:43 PM »
*grabs his heart back from Emp, gets it beating again with a nearby defibrillator, and shoves it back into his chest*

So, you're going to have a drinking contest?

*sneaks over to the beer barrels with a bottle of poison*
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