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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3135 on: October 16, 2007, 08:30:43 PM »
Tacos house

*Drives, bashing down walls the entire way there*

I think this is it.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3136 on: October 16, 2007, 08:33:32 PM »
*Taco sees Bara and Larry drive up to his house while he is sitting on his front porch with a shotgun*

I dun told you kids to stay off my lawn * Taco shoots Bara dead and gives Larry a Taco to leave peacefully*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3137 on: October 16, 2007, 09:06:10 PM »
Yay, favouritism!

*takes the taco, eats it, then drags Bara away*

Another job well done.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3138 on: October 16, 2007, 10:05:07 PM »
*Comes back as a ork*

Ah, Fu*K this man...wait a second...

*Notices he has a large axe*

Sweet....
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3139 on: October 17, 2007, 12:19:46 AM »
Yes Bara.... Trust the axe located in MY yard... Good idea

*The axe transforms into a giant axe wielding axedroid and axeaxeinates Bara*

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3140 on: October 17, 2007, 01:44:59 AM »
I stayed out of this for I reason. I have learned to respect Taco's devious and evil mind.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3141 on: October 17, 2007, 04:13:01 AM »
ya why do you think that i havent posted in here for so long
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3142 on: October 17, 2007, 04:31:26 AM »
Yes. We are the wise ones.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3143 on: October 17, 2007, 05:47:31 AM »
 ;D

We have as much free will as we have imagination.
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3144 on: October 17, 2007, 06:04:21 AM »
suddenly it is found that Neil has gotten himself locked in Tocoman's fetish room which realy only turned out to be a room with alot of rope.

"so umm someone want to let me out? pleeeeease?"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3145 on: October 17, 2007, 06:25:11 AM »
You really don't get how this room works. *Taco brings out a collection of electric nipple clips hidden under a pile of rope*
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3146 on: October 17, 2007, 06:34:07 AM »
"wait a minute i don't think the wife would approve since she isn't watching......oh god that hurts so good.... i mean honestl..... jusus not the balls..... fuck whats the safe word?"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3147 on: October 17, 2007, 06:37:06 AM »
*Taco passes the whip to Al'*

Have fun kids.  ;)
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3148 on: October 17, 2007, 06:40:54 AM »
inbetween whip cracks and moans neil yells out...

"wait tacooooo!!!! this is a great excuse to throw a houseparty!"

more whipcracks and then just moans.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3149 on: October 17, 2007, 06:44:51 AM »
Who needs an excuse? *Taco throws a house party after hanging an open for business sign on the dungeon door*
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