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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3030 on: October 02, 2007, 09:26:14 PM »
*looks at the pandas arm*

Can i have a bite.....
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3031 on: October 03, 2007, 02:44:49 AM »
Wait till I'm out of zoos Bara, no one is going to buy a Panda with a bite out of it. Although once I've made my money you can chow down for $2.99/kg

*Frees the Panda from the Montreal zoo and loads him on to a truck*Driver, Toronto zoo post haste!

*Taco counts the cash wad*
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3032 on: October 03, 2007, 02:58:22 AM »
*Pragmia wanders in and collapses in a seat*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3033 on: October 03, 2007, 02:59:35 AM »
*Taco mixes a white Russian and a black Russia in a single glass*

Here Prag, I call it a "Blended Panda".
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3034 on: October 03, 2007, 03:01:24 AM »
AGH!

*Pragmia smashes the glass*

Don't every confront me with such horror again!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3035 on: October 03, 2007, 03:06:08 AM »
Oh... then don't look behind the bar... there's like 80 more of em... you know... just in case *Taco reaches behind the bar, grabs a Blended Panda and takes a sip* well... like 79 of em
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3036 on: October 03, 2007, 03:16:20 AM »
We must...kill all pandas...
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3037 on: October 03, 2007, 04:50:22 AM »
Quote from: Pragmia on October 03, 2007, 03:16:20 AM
We must...kill all pandas...

Zombified agreement

*Since I have almost 30 pages worth of catch-up reading, this is about as much as I can state.*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3038 on: October 03, 2007, 05:11:50 AM »
*Gasps in horror.
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Offline Charabzhahb

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3039 on: October 03, 2007, 11:50:37 AM »
Don’t do that! It scares the hippos. :h:
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3040 on: October 03, 2007, 03:08:47 PM »
Taco, i'm beginning to lose faith in the was against the Panda(s) . I'm still on your side, but please give me a good reason to hunt'em all down.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3041 on: October 03, 2007, 03:31:47 PM »
I was just talking with a Panda, and they said you were a real jerk... they also said something rather unseemly about your mother...
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Offline Jack Tarr

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3042 on: October 03, 2007, 04:50:42 PM »
So, would any of you ladies like to dance?  :-*
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3043 on: October 03, 2007, 05:42:28 PM »
OK, that does it black & white furry mamals... you're gonna get it
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3044 on: October 03, 2007, 06:15:57 PM »
*Taco wrings his hands* Good, let the hate flow through you...
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