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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 185179 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2730 on: September 07, 2007, 10:39:02 PM »
i dont know.... quick! to slove this the way me and you slove it!

*grabs a gun out of his butt, and shoots himself in the foot*

1 5|-|07 //\//\Y 53|_|=....0|-| |\|00000000000002222222222222222!!!!

*Becomes nothing more then a large balck shadow*

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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2731 on: September 08, 2007, 12:01:34 AM »
*Walks back into the tavern after a prolonged absence.*
You just had to go and throw me in the dumpster didn't you towlie? It took me forever to dig my way outta there. By the way I brought you a present.
*Dumps a bag of fish on him and watches as the tabby cats that followed him from the landfill swarm towlie in a feeding frenzy.*
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*Sits down at the "strip" blackjack table.*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2732 on: September 08, 2007, 01:29:57 AM »
i dont know.... quick! to slove this the way me and you slove it!

*grabs a gun out of his butt, and shoots himself in the foot*

Ahhh.... Bara expressed his undying slove for towlie...  :wb:
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2733 on: September 08, 2007, 01:35:33 AM »
Nah, that was a miss fire

*go walks over to the coutner, but walks right through it*

Hey, can somebody call the ghost busters or something?
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2734 on: September 08, 2007, 06:14:05 AM »
*Barrel rolls into the bar tied up and drowsy.

"Hey ya guyees. Can I getsza me a beer?"
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2735 on: September 08, 2007, 07:38:08 AM »
It's never to late to join the game... hey panda, i hope you are calm now... :)
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2736 on: September 08, 2007, 08:53:28 AM »
* Neil! grabs allama in a sock clad hand and leads her off to "renew their wedding vows"

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2737 on: September 08, 2007, 12:32:42 PM »
Alright, really guys. i dont want to be a floating mass of nothing
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2738 on: September 08, 2007, 05:14:29 PM »
i dont know i kinda like you dead we can just ignore you
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2739 on: September 08, 2007, 05:48:19 PM »
Its on then

*posses some random guys body, and proceeds to beat the living crap out of towile*

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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2740 on: September 08, 2007, 06:16:04 PM »
uses ghostbusters ghost catcher catches bara and throws it away
that takes care of that
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2741 on: September 08, 2007, 06:22:29 PM »
*walks in threw the front door, in normal form*

Ah, finally
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2742 on: September 09, 2007, 02:32:59 AM »
Cool. Than deal me in.
*Grabs a bottle of Scent of Bamboo from one of his pockets and throws it at Bara.*
Hmm..I could use something to drink though.
*Gets up and stands at the bar to ask for a drink.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2743 on: September 09, 2007, 03:42:38 AM »
hell wile youre up get me some jim
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2744 on: September 09, 2007, 05:52:24 PM »
*Taco releases card eating moths which devour any cards in the building*
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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