The Taijitu Tavern

[Bara]

Here ya go towile

*Hands towile a vodka*

Anyway, lets play, shall we?

*Begins dealing*

[Nightloser]

Who's the lucky one that i'm gonna buy a beer to?

[Towlie]

take vodka and takes a large swallow
ah that hits the spot lets see them cards

[Khem]

Too bad that a capital based economy is ultimately a failure.

Apparently not, since the 20 richest nations are all Capitalist and the rest of the world that is poor, is not Capitalist

Funny how that works eh?

Economic freedom is the greatest freedom in the world. And the people of Hong Kong appear to love it

Yes, the kind of freedom where you're freedom is based only on how much of a non-relative medium with a 100% competition rate you have is true freedom *rolls eyes* Such a success has it been that our very ability to survive on this planet is now in question, and that we have to keep squandering resources so people won't be satisfied with what they have and will always need to buy more stuff. Where people have to live with disabling injuries or diseases because they can't afford the treatment or medication... If having money were the sole mark of success I'd agree with you, but considered on any meaningful metric it's a failure. Funny how the 20 heading barely bobbing above the water are only there because they're holding themselves up by drowning those underneath them... they must be super free!

meh these are the reasons i am a transhumanist. after we improve upon the human race a bit we could probabley think of a far better solution than the ones we currently have. or perhaps opensourcism... i love that system.

* Neil! drinks his newcastle.

deal me in guys.

[Ess]

*walks into bar and waits for eyes to adjust*

*spies an empty stool at the bar and sits down*

*smiles at the person manning the bar*

"Hi!  Can I get a beer, please and thanks!" 

*looks around*

[Bara]

Quick! to my other job!

*rushes over to the bar and befatles his dummy*

Alright, you want homemade, Neil, Towile, Trey, Tal, or Starightup?

[Towlie]

what the hell did you say to me
obviously very drunk stands up w/ the .500

[Khem]

* Neil! summons the panda to force the drunkard back to his seat.

[Ess]

Alright, you want homemade, Neil, Towile, Trey, Tal, or Starightup?

Hmmm...  Surprise me! 

Y'all got's a panda, here, too?! 

[Algerianbania]

"That would be me!"

*Walks towards towlie, slaps him, which causes him to sit back down.

[Towlie]

arg
shoots the panda

[Tacolicious]

*Taco throws his voice so it sounds like it's coming from someone at the game*

YOU'RE A CHEAT!

*and watches the madness and bloodshed ensue*

*Taco throws Alger a bamboo shoot*

[The Empire]

*sneaks up behind Taco, stabbs him in the back with a poisoned dagger and robs him blind*

[Bialy Rycesz]

*puts up complimentary riot shield,thankful for Larry's generosity,pockets money and prepares for ensuing ruckus*

[Tacolicious]

*Taco drinks a vial of the antidote and quickly regenerates the stab wound. He picks Empy up using his mind, smashes him off the wall a couple time making sure to use his flailing limbs to break as much glass as possible and throws him into a portal which leads to a dimension of pure itchiness and leaves Empy to his scratchy fate*