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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2595 on: August 28, 2007, 03:26:16 AM »
whos drinking a goblin
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2596 on: August 28, 2007, 03:29:58 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR finishing playing the bass after a 2 week solo sits down for some whiskey.
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2597 on: August 28, 2007, 10:13:44 PM »
Do you serve Pink Waffles?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2598 on: August 29, 2007, 12:28:11 AM »
WTF?!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2599 on: August 29, 2007, 05:16:58 AM »
Waffles Taste Fantastic?!
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2600 on: August 29, 2007, 06:45:22 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR gets Akka Pink waffles just the way thet should be.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2601 on: August 29, 2007, 08:15:00 AM »
I didn't know they serve food here.

Hey, get me a crocodile sandwich, and be quick about it!
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2602 on: August 29, 2007, 01:15:38 PM »
* Akka-Wakka gets out ultra high powered air rifle and shoots crocs.

One fresh sandwich coming right up.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2603 on: August 29, 2007, 02:05:23 PM »
"JESUS, where did those crocs come from?" Alana exclaims while, having leapt onto her barstool in a panic, she huddles with her arms around her knees, shivering.
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2604 on: August 29, 2007, 03:05:47 PM »
Don't worry dear, they're all gone now-

Oh wait, there's one more

*BANG*

All gone :)

*Akka-Wakka (The Fozzie Bar) hand's Allama croc skin hand bag.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2605 on: August 29, 2007, 05:12:59 PM »
good job we went all that time without any gun pulling and you go and screw it up like that
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« Last Edit: August 29, 2007, 06:36:18 PM by towlie »
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2606 on: August 29, 2007, 06:04:54 PM »
"After this, I need a drink.  Is there any money in that handbag?"
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2607 on: August 29, 2007, 08:14:45 PM »
*Pickpockets a $20 from towlie and slips it into the handbag.*
Why...yes, I believe there is money in there.
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Offline Tanukistan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2608 on: August 29, 2007, 08:19:18 PM »
*Tanukistan walks in, takes a look around to count heads, checks his wallet to see how much money is in it and decides there must be enough. He then mumbles something to himself*

Well, I already offered everyone a drink in when I introduced myself... Now that I found my way to this tavern, I might as well do as I promised.

*He then speaks in a louder voice so that everyone can hear him*

Well, drinks for everyone on me. Bartender, I'll have a Trappist beer, if you please. I guess I'd better let the rest of you decide for yourselves.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2609 on: August 29, 2007, 08:26:12 PM »
you wouldnt have done some thin that dumb i think you did
pulls cyad out of the bar and several shots follow and walks back in alone
dont he know that i can be violent and ill take a whiskey
holdin a few twenties
« Last Edit: August 29, 2007, 08:28:01 PM by towlie »
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman
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