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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 185012 times)

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2445 on: August 16, 2007, 10:41:39 PM »
I say we let the question be answered.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2446 on: August 16, 2007, 10:53:00 PM »
is it that bad
shoot bara in the head and set mine in the door way waiting for him to come in
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2447 on: August 16, 2007, 10:56:31 PM »
*watches Bara enter through the window and get shot at by several people*

Ah, that crazy Bara.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2448 on: August 16, 2007, 11:16:38 PM »
*busts down the wall and sits down at a table*

My god, this is the 6th time!
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2449 on: August 16, 2007, 11:27:09 PM »
damn it your supposed to go through the door
shoot bara again for the hell of it
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2450 on: August 16, 2007, 11:28:20 PM »
*watchs as the bullet misses*

You know taco, i thought you were for peace and love?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2451 on: August 16, 2007, 11:32:37 PM »
 know what killing you makes me feel better about myself :clap:
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2452 on: August 16, 2007, 11:39:45 PM »
I'm all for peace and love, that's why I went back in time and stopped you from ever existing. It's the only way to make sure that the hippie way continues on.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2453 on: August 17, 2007, 04:34:46 AM »
lets make him just disappear
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2454 on: August 17, 2007, 12:45:55 PM »
Guys, do we have to go to friggin counseling?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2455 on: August 17, 2007, 02:26:42 PM »
If you watched that tape meant to show Al'? I most definitely think you need life-long therapy...

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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2456 on: August 17, 2007, 03:24:13 PM »
"What tape, Emp?" Alana asked innocently, trying to act as though she didn't suspect what he was talking about.

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2457 on: August 17, 2007, 04:39:57 PM »
Oh, just something I caught Orsis doing in your and PUR's honeymoon suite just before you wed... I am fortunate to be as resilent as I am to eyesores...

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2458 on: August 17, 2007, 06:42:54 PM »
Alana whimpers and clutches her drink with both hands.

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2459 on: August 17, 2007, 09:21:04 PM »
Alana whimpers and clutches her drink with both hands.

Aww, Emp, that's just wrong.  Hilarious, but wrong.  I don't think her memories of the honeymoon are ever going to be the same.
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