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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2430 on: August 16, 2007, 02:57:18 PM »
Um... Al' would you mind lifting your legs up a bit, there is a screw loose on the underside of your chair that I have to change... O:-)
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2431 on: August 16, 2007, 03:27:08 PM »
*Taco looks at the chairs* Ummm Emp, these things are bolted together...
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2432 on: August 16, 2007, 03:43:02 PM »
I am positively sure Al's one has a loose screw that has to be changed right now, and possibly a few worn-out nuts and bolts too.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2433 on: August 16, 2007, 04:27:22 PM »
hey one quick question who is max and btw that is a new chair emp
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2434 on: August 16, 2007, 04:39:24 PM »
No it isn't!
*makes discrete use of 12lb mallet and chisel to damage a few bolts beneath the chair*

Theese bolts are all twisted, I have to lie down here and change them at once unless you want her to fall and hurt herself... Do you? *glances accusingly at towlie while making mallet and chisel 'dissapear'*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2435 on: August 16, 2007, 04:41:47 PM »
we dont take kindly to your kind in these parts
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2436 on: August 16, 2007, 04:46:23 PM »
Well... EXCUSE ME but who is the senior resident in theese 'parts'... Can you say you were part of us who built the FIRST tavern which's remains still lie a few hundred feet below us?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2437 on: August 16, 2007, 05:04:07 PM »
"Eek, my chair security has been compromised!" Alana shrieked as she jumped across the table to a safe distance.  "No peeking up my skirt as you fix it, Emp.  I'll stand right... over... here," she continued, punctuating each of her final words with a step farther from the offending seating device.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2438 on: August 16, 2007, 06:28:09 PM »
Why you think I would?! :o

*Quickly fixes the chair, discretely adding a disguised camera-bolt in the seat of it*

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2439 on: August 16, 2007, 06:28:59 PM »
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2440 on: August 16, 2007, 07:21:51 PM »
Hey Al', This seat taken? *Taco sits down* Here let me get you another chair. *Taco uses the force to bring over a new chair and a glass of wine*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2441 on: August 16, 2007, 07:27:43 PM »
"Thanks, dearie!"  Alana takes the proffered seat and sips the wine contentedly.  "Delicious!"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2442 on: August 16, 2007, 07:38:38 PM »
you know,  i have been killed 5 times this week.

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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2443 on: August 16, 2007, 07:40:23 PM »
*turns off camera to avoid giving whoever ordered the film the painfully hairy view of beneath a kilt...*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2444 on: August 16, 2007, 10:01:59 PM »
*sits and sups a large pint of unidentifiable liquid*

Ah, that's the stuff.

Quote from: towlie on August 16, 2007, 04:27:22 PM
who is max

Trust me; it's safer not to ask, or you might get an answer.
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