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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2415 on: August 14, 2007, 10:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on August 14, 2007, 05:03:34 AM
Quote from: Trey on August 13, 2007, 03:55:33 AM
*Trey uses eye beams to open a portal to Professor X's Cerebro, forces him to locate Taco (who apparently is a mutant), thanks him for his work, locates Taco, and proceeds to render him unrecognizable.*

Well, glad that's over.  Anyone else want to try me?

*An unrecognizable person in a hat sneaks up behind Trey and procedes to pluck his eyes out render his eye beams useless. The stranger takes off his hat and reveals himself to be none other then Taco, no one could have recognized Taco in that hat. If only Trey had laid down a more specific demise this tragedy could have been averted*

*Taco grabs a drink and tapes a speech bubble which says "Oblivion" to Bara's cheek*

You know, getting clone eyes fitted with working eye beams really is a hassle.  Thanks, Taco.

*Trey notices the speech bubble and sets his eye beams to burninate.  He then proceeds to Burninate Bara to ashes.  Afterwards, he sweeps the ashes outside the Tavern.*

Fun.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2416 on: August 15, 2007, 03:27:28 AM »
hey lets make some cement from the ashes and make a statue of taco and make a plaque that reads do not mess with trey
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2417 on: August 15, 2007, 12:50:05 PM »
*walks through the front agian*

Guys! why the heck do you try to kill me! you know i never die!
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2418 on: August 15, 2007, 01:05:24 PM »
"Convenient, that," Alana mumbles to herself as she scratches Soly behind the ears.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2419 on: August 15, 2007, 10:48:08 PM »
some thing about that is disturbing
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2420 on: August 15, 2007, 10:55:18 PM »
let me explain this way.

Soly is a insane catboy, and sometimes pretends hes a cat. We just play along. or else max will come out.

And yeah, it is hard to get used to.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2421 on: August 15, 2007, 11:21:13 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on August 15, 2007, 10:55:18 PM
let me explain this way.

Soly is a insane catboy, and sometimes pretends hes a cat. We just play along. or else max will come out.

And yeah, it is hard to get used to.

You know, I hadn't fully realized that until now.  What, does he purr too?

But I really want to make that statue/plaque.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2422 on: August 15, 2007, 11:33:36 PM »
then make it out of your crap.
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2423 on: August 15, 2007, 11:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on August 15, 2007, 11:33:36 PM
then make it out of your crap.

What...you rose out of your ashes?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2424 on: August 15, 2007, 11:44:37 PM »
what do you mean?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2425 on: August 16, 2007, 12:22:19 AM »
now it makes sense
sweet lets get to work
puts bara it crate and burns it to ashes than makes cement and gives it to trey
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2426 on: August 16, 2007, 01:28:33 AM »
*walks through the front door*

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE! I NEVER DIE!
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2427 on: August 16, 2007, 03:08:49 AM »
we will think of a way damn it
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2428 on: August 16, 2007, 04:55:00 AM »
Fine Bara, maybe we can't kill you. But I can un-life you.

*Taco opens a portal and jumps through. The portal leads Taco to Bara's parents 18 years in the past. Taco surgically removes their souls and leaves them completely and utterly dead with no hope of ever being brought back. Meanwhile in the future/present Bara waddles about, annoying the tavern and then he suddenly fades out of existence as he was never born. Taco opens a portal to the future/present and returns to tell the tavern of his glorious deed only to be asked "Bara who?"... Ahhh yes he never was so they don't know who it is.... maybe that's for the better Taco thought as the sun set on a Bara free world.... maybe that's for the better*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2429 on: August 16, 2007, 01:49:07 PM »
*walks through the front door*

You guys are idiots. there is no word as a de-life! and even if you figured out how to kill me, ill become a ghost! and no, the ghost busters aren't going to help you.
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