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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2400 on: August 13, 2007, 06:54:58 PM »
*pulls out a Mk22 "Hush Puppy and shoots trey*

Ok towile, now for you

*grabs a shotgun from the counter and blasts towile*
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Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2401 on: August 13, 2007, 07:39:57 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on August 13, 2007, 06:54:58 PM
*pulls out a Mk22 "Hush Puppy and shoots trey*

Ok towile, now for you

*grabs a shotgun from the counter and blasts towile*

Good thing I put up that shield earlier.

*Ooh, a hard blow to towlie, but he rises and delivers a swift kick to Bara's groin; he sounds like a wounded cheerleader.  That had to hurt...let's see that on the instant replay.  Watch towlie's technique...perfectly extended leg muscles, a taut foot, and...directly between the legs.  Watch Bara's face and...I warn you, his scream might break glass.  Back to the match.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2402 on: August 13, 2007, 07:55:00 PM »
THATS IT!

*straps a bomb to towile, throws him out the door and watches him explode into a billion pieces.*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2403 on: August 13, 2007, 08:31:43 PM »
* Talmann is amazed that there's only one typo in that post.
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2404 on: August 13, 2007, 08:56:47 PM »
Quote from: Talmann on August 13, 2007, 08:31:43 PM
* Talmann is amazed that there's only one typo in that post.

And I actually had to look for it.

*Bara begins to celebrate, but towlie appears behind him with a baseball bat.  Here's the windup...and it's outta here!  Bara's head just got crushed!  Home Run!  Towlie apparently liked his CloneBot 5000.  How will Bara recover from this crushing blow?  We'll tell you...after the break.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2405 on: August 14, 2007, 12:40:46 AM »
shoots bara in the head with a 500 revolver
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2406 on: August 14, 2007, 12:52:00 AM »
*walks through the front door*

So, what i miss?

*Sees towile blast a look a like and grabs a riot shiled*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2407 on: August 14, 2007, 01:11:04 AM »
damn it
shoot at the real bara
thinks that this has happened before
« Last Edit: August 14, 2007, 01:12:40 AM by towlie »
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2408 on: August 14, 2007, 03:33:52 AM »
Quote from: towlie on August 14, 2007, 01:11:04 AM
damn it
shoot at the real bara
thinks that this has happened before

*Trey uses his eye beams to ensure that the real Bara is trapped in the Tavern and discreetly hands towlie a crowbar.*

Round Two: FIGHT!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2409 on: August 14, 2007, 03:39:06 AM »
takes the crow bar and starts to beat the hell outta bara
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2410 on: August 14, 2007, 05:03:34 AM »
Quote from: Trey on August 13, 2007, 03:55:33 AM
*Trey uses eye beams to open a portal to Professor X's Cerebro, forces him to locate Taco (who apparently is a mutant), thanks him for his work, locates Taco, and proceeds to render him unrecognizable.*

Well, glad that's over.  Anyone else want to try me?

*An unrecognizable person in a hat sneaks up behind Trey and procedes to pluck his eyes out render his eye beams useless. The stranger takes off his hat and reveals himself to be none other then Taco, no one could have recognized Taco in that hat. If only Trey had laid down a more specific demise this tragedy could have been averted*

*Taco grabs a drink and tapes a speech bubble which says "Oblivion" to Bara's cheek*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2411 on: August 14, 2007, 06:01:01 PM »
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

*tries to rip off the speech bubble before treys sees him*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2412 on: August 14, 2007, 06:22:44 PM »
* Alana watches from the corner, slowing sipping a glass of wine.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2413 on: August 14, 2007, 07:59:43 PM »
* Solnath purrs.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2414 on: August 14, 2007, 08:46:56 PM »
we went from bar room brawls to this
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman
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