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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2340 on: August 08, 2007, 01:11:12 AM »
*Taco plays his lute and having +4 soothe skill it stops all fighting in the bar.*

The idea that shorthand saves time is misguided at best.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2341 on: August 08, 2007, 01:24:42 AM »
gets annoyed and shoots taco
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2342 on: August 08, 2007, 01:36:04 AM »
...So much for soothing all violence, eh?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2343 on: August 08, 2007, 01:36:15 AM »
*Taco sputters and blinks out of existence and Taco walks in from outside* You shot my holo Taco! *Taco uses his Bardic provocation skill to make a flock of vampire ducks attack towlie*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2344 on: August 08, 2007, 01:43:08 AM »
wtf
after taking care of the damn vampires shoots what he hopes to be the real taco
cant that be it
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2345 on: August 08, 2007, 01:46:52 AM »
*The "real Taco" shatters and suddenly towlie realizes he is trapped in a house of mirrors courtesy of a quickly summoned portal, Taco hits the strobe lights and leaves towlie to wander through 500 sq mile maze of death traps and monsters*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2346 on: August 08, 2007, 08:27:10 PM »
*Trey shudders at one of the most creepy (strange that this stands out) moments in video games...the mirrored, deformed Spider-Men in Spider-Man 2.*  Hmm...I think I'll save him.  But first, let's have some fun.

*Trey fires a beam of light into the hall of mirrors.  Is it harmless?  Will it kill?  He'll just have to find out.*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2347 on: August 08, 2007, 08:42:56 PM »
So I guess we should just kick back, relax with a drink and wait to see if it's a death trap, a monster or eye beams that kills towlie.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2348 on: August 08, 2007, 09:36:35 PM »
All of this on ESPN 8: The Ocho!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2349 on: August 08, 2007, 09:41:05 PM »
followed by dodgeball
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2350 on: August 08, 2007, 09:52:18 PM »
Average Joe's vs. Globo Gym!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2351 on: August 09, 2007, 12:55:14 AM »
now im pissed
shoot at everything that moves
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2352 on: August 09, 2007, 04:31:41 AM »
* Talmann yells into the maze
Don't bother, Towlie, you'll only make yourself angry and end up shooting yourself. Here, just try this little invention we RPers use in this such instance...
* Talmann throws Towlie an IGNORE cannon.
Just fire it, and you can IGNORE this entire maze and go back to your business.

And then give it back to me... I have a feeling I'll need it in the future...
* Talmann whispers to Towlie

I only gave it t' ya cause your av is cool, and you like the South. Cheers, pard.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2353 on: August 09, 2007, 04:44:43 AM »
hell yea the south is gonna rise again
fires cannon and is suddenly is back at the barb
now that im back GET THIS MAN THE BEST WHISKEY U GOT
sides the cannon back
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2354 on: August 09, 2007, 05:33:09 AM »
ehh... now don't call me yella, but I don't do whiskey. I drink wine. But I'll take the whiskey anyway, and give it someone I know can pack it away...

SD!!!
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