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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2250 on: August 02, 2007, 07:29:37 PM »
*Larry drops lightly from the rafters*

Evening, everyone...

*looks around*

Killer rabbit? Zombies? Body swapping? What the hell is going on around here?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2251 on: August 02, 2007, 07:32:02 PM »
Business as usual Larry... Business as usual  ;)
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2252 on: August 02, 2007, 07:49:08 PM »
Ah, well. Barman, I'll take a pound of fresh brains, please.

Oh, don't worry, it's not for me. It's "bring your zombie stuntman to work" day tomorrow. I'm going to need to keep him fed, or he's liable to go on a rampage.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2253 on: August 02, 2007, 08:39:11 PM »
*Taco readies his shotgun for a little "on the job" training*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2254 on: August 02, 2007, 09:02:29 PM »
*innocently slipps another pill in Al's drink*
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2255 on: August 02, 2007, 10:37:58 PM »
*Walks into the tavern.*
So who do you go to for the drinks around here?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2256 on: August 03, 2007, 12:52:56 AM »
Brains.....

*Eats Cyads head off*

Brains.........
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2257 on: August 03, 2007, 12:55:53 AM »
*Pushes Bara into a chipper shredder* Looks like that zombies gone all to pieces...

You can get drinks from the bar tending robot.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2258 on: August 03, 2007, 03:13:44 AM »
*Screws a fresh head onto his neck.*
Ah, I knew that would be a good purchase one day. I think I'll have a stein of lager, any lager will do, and thank you.
 :drunks:
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2259 on: August 03, 2007, 04:09:08 AM »
Must... resist...can't... Must.. make.. joke...!

Don't worry, Bara. You'll get one eventually...

No offense intended, man... but it was just too perfect.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2260 on: August 03, 2007, 03:54:07 PM »
* Alana slaps Emp's hand away from her drink and pours it out into the sink.

Naughty!  I'm going to have to keep a little clear plastic shield over my drinks, at this rate.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2261 on: August 03, 2007, 04:11:48 PM »
*Taco opens a small portal just under the plastic shield on Allama's drink which drops a few pills in the wine* Wait... Wrong portal... those were just tic tacs...
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2262 on: August 04, 2007, 12:07:07 AM »
*glues himself back together at amazing speed*

"What i miss?"

*Resits the urge to eat Tacos Brainnnnsssssssss*

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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2263 on: August 04, 2007, 01:17:23 AM »
You missed a piece.
*Hands Bara an ear.*
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“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2264 on: August 04, 2007, 05:43:42 PM »
*Opens a portal behind Bara which leads past the event horizon of a black hole, Bara is sucked in and condensed to a singularity*
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