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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2235 on: August 01, 2007, 10:10:27 AM »
"Well, I leave for a few weeks and you guys let a killer rabbit in.  My oh my...I'll just get a drink of your finest stuff.  Charge it too...*looks around and points at a chair* his tab."
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2236 on: August 01, 2007, 09:03:59 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on August 01, 2007, 09:09:48 AM
*unglues Vive's eyes with care not to cause accidental harm*

You know you could have made her blind permanently with that shit right?

It was more like an eye-beam flesh fusion...it would have worn off on its own in 37 hours.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2237 on: August 01, 2007, 09:22:36 PM »
*runs from the Killer rabbit, then remebrs on of the rules on how to surive a zombie attack*

"Shotguns kill zombies...!"

*shoots the rabbit agian, and the rabbit stops dead in its tracks*

"Ha!"
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2238 on: August 01, 2007, 09:55:54 PM »
It stopped because it's pissed.  It's going to pounce.  Nice knowin' ya.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2239 on: August 01, 2007, 10:01:50 PM »
*sidesteps as the rabbit ponces and watches as the rabbit sails out the door*

"Sucker..."

*locks the door*

"Round on me!"
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2240 on: August 01, 2007, 10:04:32 PM »
*Trey sidesteps the rabbit, zaps Bara with the "Switch places eye beam", and proceeds to take a drink on Bara's tab.*

Ahh, the sweet scent of a rabbit ass kicking.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2241 on: August 01, 2007, 10:09:45 PM »
"Dude, the rabbit is outside and your inside...smart one"
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2242 on: August 01, 2007, 10:14:51 PM »
Dude, "Switch Places Eye Beam".  Take a wild guess what that does.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2243 on: August 01, 2007, 10:16:54 PM »
dude, i still dont get it.
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2244 on: August 01, 2007, 10:26:09 PM »
DUDE.  I shot you with a Switch Places Eye Beam.  Therefore, you and the shooter of the beam SWITCH PLACES!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2245 on: August 01, 2007, 11:34:44 PM »
and that is bad how?
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2246 on: August 02, 2007, 01:26:44 AM »
*Taco beams the rabbit into Bara's skull... the rabbit eats it way out and turns Bara into a zombie*

Zombie! *Taco uses the 'in case of zombies' shotgun to gun down Bara*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2247 on: August 02, 2007, 08:23:32 AM »
Umm, you were outside with THE rabbit Barak...
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2248 on: August 02, 2007, 04:37:08 PM »
*With the rabbit gone and the door shut and locked, Talmann turns back to the bar*
whew! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2249 on: August 02, 2007, 04:46:03 PM »
Aww, poor Tal.  Here, have a glass of wine on me.

* Alana takes the bottle proffered by Taco's zombie and pours a couple glasses.

Hmmm... A nice Chardonnay, not too oaky; perfect!
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