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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2220 on: July 31, 2007, 09:55:59 PM »
*Taco uses shoots Trey with a tranquilizer dart and leaves him beside Vive with all the evidence of his evil doings: A marker, shaving cream, an instruction book on how to tie shoelaces, a syringe and a bottle of glue*

You're such an evil monster Trey...  O:-)
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2221 on: July 31, 2007, 10:19:28 PM »
*Oh, thank you, decoy, for doing my bidding.  Have a nice sleep.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2222 on: July 31, 2007, 11:23:28 PM »
*walks into the front door and stops*

wait, did i ever leave the tavern?
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2223 on: July 31, 2007, 11:27:10 PM »
Crap...time paradox!  We're all screwed.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2224 on: July 31, 2007, 11:39:40 PM »
"EVERYBODY! EXPECT A PORTAL TO OPEN...."

*checks watch*

"NOW!!!!"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2225 on: July 31, 2007, 11:41:37 PM »
*Trey uses all purpose eye beams to create a portal in the ground.  He falls through the portal and ends up in the Danger: Room.*

The Tavern and all of its inhabitants are sucked into the portal.  To where...well, I'll let the next poster figure that out.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2226 on: July 31, 2007, 11:44:29 PM »
*Drops into the land of war and evil...which is a meadow with the rest of the people in the tavern*


"Well this isnt so bad..."

*Sees a huge, evil person eating rabbit*

"Were going to die...."
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2227 on: July 31, 2007, 11:47:12 PM »
The Killer Rabbit!  duh-Duh-DUH!!!!!

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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2228 on: July 31, 2007, 11:55:18 PM »
see? we even have it on a photo!
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2229 on: August 01, 2007, 12:00:40 AM »
You guys ARE SO DEAD.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2230 on: August 01, 2007, 12:03:35 AM »
*sees the portal is still open, so he rushes who ever that is there with him and can make it back into the tavern, but the rabbit follow*

"TREY! THROW US THE ANTI KILLER RABBIT GUNS!*
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2231 on: August 01, 2007, 12:17:49 AM »
Heh-heh-heh.  This should be fun.  *Trey makes a forcefield using his eye beams, walks outside, turns on his X-Ray vision, and watches the carnage.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2232 on: August 01, 2007, 12:21:15 AM »
"BAD! BAD!"

*Whips out a sawed off shotgun and blats at the rabbit killing it.*

"Trey, you suck"
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2233 on: August 01, 2007, 01:30:27 AM »
*Taco uses his necromancer skills to revive the bunny into an evil zombie beast to do his bidding and casts bone shield, float and poison claw on it* Zombun! Attack Bara! Then get Al' some wine!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2234 on: August 01, 2007, 09:09:48 AM »
*unglues Vive's eyes with care not to cause accidental harm*

You know you could have made her blind permanently with that shit right?
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