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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2100 on: July 24, 2007, 08:53:35 PM »
I'll never trust a creature that bleeds for days in a row and doesn't die!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2101 on: July 24, 2007, 08:56:01 PM »
ROTFLMAO, Soly!  That is more than a little creepy.

Well, now that I actually think of that again, my comment came out badly...I was going to use the phrase "wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole", but, especially when it comes to relationships with the opposite sex, I've heard the saying (from my mother, no less!), that "I wouldn't touch that with someone else's pole".

And Empire is right...it's going to happen anyway...just prepare for it like any other earthquake.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2102 on: July 24, 2007, 09:03:38 PM »
Touching it with someone else's pole will happen? Roger, preparing for that.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2103 on: July 24, 2007, 09:07:05 PM »
Calm down guys it's not even an earthquake, most of 'em just needs a bit of tenderness, an attempt at understanding and a cup of hot chocolate with cream and chocolate sprinkles on the bedside when they wake up :)
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2104 on: July 24, 2007, 09:10:04 PM »
Solnath, Solnath...I meant the "two-day monthly headache", not the pole touching.  And Empire...I can do the tenderness and the understanding and, as for the hot chocolate...good thing there's a Starbuck's within 5 minutes of walking distance.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2105 on: July 24, 2007, 09:11:37 PM »
They need a crowbar. In the face. That's what they need.

-Max.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2106 on: July 24, 2007, 09:13:28 PM »
So Alex and Max are your two alter egos!  Max is the evil one, isn't he?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2107 on: July 24, 2007, 09:16:32 PM »
Ummm... no Soly... And it's way easier to just pour up some milk, put it in the microwave for a minute or so, stir in the chocolate powder, whip up some cream, pour it in, sprinkle some pre-ground chocolate flakes on top and serve her than going all the way to a coffe shop.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2108 on: July 24, 2007, 09:19:20 PM »
True, but I'd have to rely on myself to have all of the ingredients.  And I told you...the whole trip takes under 10 minutes.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2109 on: July 24, 2007, 09:21:18 PM »
Yes, he is. My mental condition has and is changing.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2110 on: July 24, 2007, 09:28:32 PM »
If you have any sense, you already have the ingredients in the kitchen and then it takes less than two minutes to make the whole thing, plus that females ALWAYS appreciate it more if you do it yourself compared to going out and buying something.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2111 on: July 24, 2007, 09:41:12 PM »
Touche.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2112 on: July 25, 2007, 02:04:34 AM »
Back to blood, are all guys a little freak with it? Come on...it's just blood...right?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2113 on: July 25, 2007, 12:19:51 PM »
Well, it's a bit more too, but nothing that can hurt anyone unless it's infected with something nasty, which is very rare anyway.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2114 on: July 25, 2007, 01:27:12 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on July 24, 2007, 09:07:05 PM
Calm down guys it's not even an earthquake, most of 'em just needs a bit of tenderness, an attempt at understanding and a cup of hot chocolate with cream and chocolate sprinkles on the bedside when they wake up :)

Indeed!  The same applies for hangovers, but we want soup instead of chocolate.  Soup, damn it!  Chicken noodle.

Where did that one come from?  Meh, I'll not worry about it.  At least I have a man coming over this weekend who will do precisely what Emp said (plus a little "Irish charm" in the chocolate ;)).

Quote from: The Empire on July 25, 2007, 12:19:51 PM
Well, it's a bit more too, but nothing that can hurt anyone unless it's infected with something nasty, which is very rare anyway.

Eww, that's gross.  Let's face it, a woman's monthly cycle is disgusting.  I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
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