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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2040 on: July 20, 2007, 02:02:43 PM »
*whispers to Bara so Trey can't hear*
I believe the key word is Oblivion... And here, have a Hefeweizen, on me. I didn't give it to you, I gave you "apple juice", got it?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2041 on: July 20, 2007, 03:58:49 PM »
*Whispers back to tal so  no one can hear but him*

"Got it"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2042 on: July 20, 2007, 06:03:24 PM »
*Of course, this is where I come in*

So...how were the birthday celebrations, Bara?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2043 on: July 20, 2007, 06:48:01 PM »
good.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2044 on: July 20, 2007, 06:57:20 PM »
Good to know; wow, all of these extremely deadly weapons are heavy.  I wonder who I could use them on...hopefully no one will piss me off today.   :D
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2045 on: July 20, 2007, 07:01:17 PM »
*trips trey and stealls all of his weapons*

"HA!"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2046 on: July 20, 2007, 07:02:51 PM »
*Freezes Bara in block of ice, uses all purpose eye beams to melt weapons from ice, and reholsters them.  Trey then proceeds to smash said block of ice with a gigantic mallet.*

Hell was fun before, right Bara?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2047 on: July 20, 2007, 07:03:54 PM »
"Wha?"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2048 on: July 20, 2007, 07:06:01 PM »
Ok, I'll spell it out for you. 
1) I shot a freeze beam out of my eyes and froze you as you ran away.
2) I carefully melted the sections of the ice around the weapons and grabbed them away from the ice.
3) I re-holstered said weapons.
4) I grabbed a large mallet and smashed the block of ice that held you.
5) You broke into a few thousand frozen pieces.
6) You arrived in Hell.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2049 on: July 20, 2007, 07:07:19 PM »
ahhhh...so,  im right now in hell, but i can still talk to you?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2050 on: July 20, 2007, 07:09:31 PM »
Telekinesis.  One of the perks of becoming a demon; that's why all the serial killers say God told them to do it.  They were hearing an otherworldly voice; it just wasn't God.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2051 on: July 20, 2007, 07:11:16 PM »
so, im like a demon now?
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2052 on: July 20, 2007, 07:18:49 PM »
good.

Glad ta hear it!  I thhhink thish calls fer anuther round, eh lads?

* Alana is oblivious to the carnage, at this point.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2053 on: July 20, 2007, 08:40:00 PM »
so, im like a demon now?

Sure...you can be the designated demon of geekdom.

Gotta love a drunk Alana...no knowledge whatsoever of the carnage, huh?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2054 on: July 20, 2007, 08:45:10 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR makes demons dance across the bar to get her the rum.

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