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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1920 on: July 14, 2007, 12:05:29 AM »
Robots make excellent fishermen. You were no match for the abots.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1921 on: July 14, 2007, 04:09:39 AM »
Fish?  Did somebody say fish??  Arrr, I be sick o' fish!  Gimme chicken!  Gimme steak!  Gimme a house salad!  Fish, I feeds t' Eduardo!  Aye, speak t' me not o' fish!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1922 on: July 14, 2007, 04:16:52 AM »
I love misreading words. For a moment I thought you asked for horse salad  :D
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1923 on: July 15, 2007, 07:49:50 AM »
Well, just don't give me anything with horse in it, I don't like the taste, it's pork or veal for me if I have a choice, and don't even think about eating something from the sea when you're around me.

Also, that thing about 'cool' people only playing pre-apocalypse games nowdays... That's soooo untrue. If they really were cool, why do they have to say they are?
And the reason most people today plays pre-apocalypse games is because most of'em aren't old enough to have been around in the old days... (the first computer i used was back in 1992 somewhere and it was an Apple II with an integrated 6" black and white screen and 4MB of RAM!)


And just for the record, Al' suits my taste in women much better than PUR does, and that has nothing to do with PUR's preferences, ALL love is beautiful :wb:
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1924 on: July 15, 2007, 02:04:30 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on July 15, 2007, 07:49:50 AM
Also, that thing about 'cool' people only playing pre-apocalypse games nowdays... That's soooo untrue. If they really were cool, why do they have to say they are?

So do I actually have to add [/sarcasm] to make it known I wasn't being serious?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1925 on: July 15, 2007, 02:30:55 PM »
Yup ;D
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1926 on: July 15, 2007, 02:47:05 PM »
... Let's count how many drinks we've had since the Bara misspell game started...
* Talmann reviews the last few pages.
Hmm... quite enough, I think. Start drinking, boys!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1927 on: July 15, 2007, 02:54:46 PM »
*Jabbs a large syringe in Tallman's throat, allowing the blood to spill out in a crystal cup held by a golden foot in the shape of a dragon*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1928 on: July 15, 2007, 03:15:30 PM »
*twitch*
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I... hate... needles...
*pulls out shotgun from installed box and shoots Emp from point-blank range*
*grabs lots of gauze and applies much pressure to neck as he runs off to hospital*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1929 on: July 15, 2007, 04:22:46 PM »
"OH! So he can use a shotgun huh?!"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1930 on: July 15, 2007, 05:33:34 PM »
Well... It's not as if id did any damage... *drains the cup of Tal's blood in one long gulp*

See, the hole is healing up completely as we speak.

*the .5' hole in my gut is rapidly closing with regenerating tissue*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1931 on: July 15, 2007, 05:42:16 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on July 15, 2007, 02:30:55 PM
Yup ;D

Alrighty, I'll get right on doing that then [/sarsasm]
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1932 on: July 16, 2007, 05:30:46 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 11:01:25 PM
Make sure you leave some wine for Allama, you'll upset her if you drink it all...

Damn straight.

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Quote from: The Empire on July 15, 2007, 07:49:50 AM
And just for the record, Al' suits my taste in women much better than PUR does

Flatterer.  ::)
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1933 on: July 16, 2007, 06:50:23 PM »
more like kiss ass!
KR keep your eyes offmy wifey!unless you want me to ressurect the old uichi ryan magic on you!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1934 on: July 16, 2007, 06:53:17 PM »
the wha?
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