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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1755 on: July 10, 2007, 10:08:12 PM »
"Darn it!"

*goes back to the Netherworld, where he is, once again, the Warlord of the entire Netherworld with his goblin/orc hordes.*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1756 on: July 10, 2007, 10:09:45 PM »
Yeah, you stay in your netherworld.... ain't no one taking on a rage filled Taco! See the "Anything that makes you think WTF" thread to find out what the rage is about...
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1757 on: July 10, 2007, 10:11:03 PM »
*pops his head from the netherworld*

"ok"

*pops his head back in*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1758 on: July 10, 2007, 10:16:45 PM »
I feel your pain Taco.

See, you can't nuke the Tavern.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2007, 10:18:41 PM by Trey »
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1759 on: July 10, 2007, 10:19:22 PM »
No... but I can nuke the people inside it  ;D
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1760 on: July 10, 2007, 10:20:54 PM »
Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh, hadn't thought of that one.

*Trey teleports as far away from the Tavern as possible, dragging a sleeping Allama with him.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1761 on: July 10, 2007, 10:21:47 PM »
*pops his head out from the portal*

"if anybody wants to survive the fallout from tacos nukes, you can join me"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1762 on: July 10, 2007, 10:27:36 PM »
Good thing I teleported; I didn't want my best option to be Hell with Bara.  Too bad Allama's asleep; I'm eating cookies right now.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1763 on: July 10, 2007, 10:33:03 PM »
"Fine!"

*close the portal*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1764 on: July 10, 2007, 10:44:08 PM »
So I guess anyone else in there is sorta screwed.

Larry, PUR, might want to get out of there.  Just a thought.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1765 on: July 10, 2007, 10:47:00 PM »
Quote from: Trey on July 10, 2007, 10:27:36 PM
I didn't want my best option to be Hell with Bara.

Can the two really be separate? Besides I haven't pressed the button... yet. And so long as the threat of nuclear oblivion keeps you all in line and the sign on the wall I see no reason to.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2007, 10:52:34 PM by Tacolicious »
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1766 on: July 10, 2007, 10:54:14 PM »
Go back to page 101, Taco (twitch, twitch).

Remember (twitch) when I told you about the code word (twitch).

The code word was oblivion (twitch)(twitch)(twitch)(twitch)(twitch)(twitch)(twitch)(twitch)(twitch)(twitch).

*Trey runs at breakneck speed back to the tavern, screaming like a banshee, eye beams set to burninate and arms carrying fully loaded BFGs, with fully loaded RCP-190s in holsters.*

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1767 on: July 10, 2007, 10:56:40 PM »
*Buys Trey a drink loaded with hidden tranqs to calm him down*
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1768 on: July 10, 2007, 10:59:16 PM »
*Trey drinks Taco's spiked drink and slows down to a normal pace.*

You see, I was so worked up at the word that the tranqs only slowed me down, instead of knocking me out.  I'm ok now...just avoid the word.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1769 on: July 10, 2007, 11:10:19 PM »
Gotcha, I won't say it again

*Taco uses his amazing ventriloquist skillz to make Bara say "Oblivion"*
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