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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1320 on: June 05, 2007, 06:45:52 PM »
*comes back, fixes supermagnet to inside of doorway*
ah, that should do it.

*switches from Texan to Irish accent*
Aye, lass. We shall. I'll start, then ye, then someone else: CL, maybe. I'll be a' goin soon. Me work be a'callin'.

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, set ya for a while,
And harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and fam'ly gone,
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song!

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox.
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother, in the troubles, met with his demise.
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes.

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!

 :drunks: Woohay! :drunks:
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1321 on: June 05, 2007, 06:55:34 PM »
I'll take another shot of gin and splash it down me throat
Pour beer into the tallest glass, an' use it ta fill the moat
Have whiskey, sure, and rum and wine until the day is through
There's not a drink in tha whole world I wouldna give ta you

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1322 on: June 05, 2007, 08:07:15 PM »
Hi there Tal!
*walks up to the bar, floor creaking ominously, move a couple of bar stools out of the way and park myself*

Alana, is your voice approved for public performances?

Bartender, a cold coke with vodka please, on TGR.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1323 on: June 05, 2007, 10:44:51 PM »
*Still in a parallel dimension

"Drinking songs? No!"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1324 on: June 06, 2007, 12:52:04 AM »
*Trey wakes up in the netherworld next to Algerianbania's panda

Huh...looks like I drew the short stick.

Hey Algerianbania, I know we typically end up fighting, but we have to temporarily call a truce in order to escape from the netherworld.  Unless you want to be stuck here, with me, forever...
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
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extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
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live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1325 on: June 06, 2007, 03:30:14 AM »
"The very thought sickens me. Luckily, us pandas have always been taught since we were cubs how to get out of sticky situations like this. It is a spell that requires to people, the caster, and one other. The caster readies the spell, but the other must say a phrase of magic words. I would of course be the caster, and you the other."

*A few moments of fidgeting later.

"OK. The magic words are: 'San Francisco is better than San Jose.' Can you say that?"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1326 on: June 06, 2007, 03:36:38 AM »
Damn...I should have known you would have pulled something like this.

But hey, lying is a normal part of both San Franciscan and San Josean politics, so, here goes...

"Ansay RanciscoFay siay etterbay hantay anSay oseJay"-I never said I'd say it in English...that's in pig latin, thank you very much.

*The spell works, and we emerge from the netherworld in one piece...except I now have a panda head and Algerianbania has a really thin fox head...
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1327 on: June 06, 2007, 03:40:57 AM »
"Ah but you still said it. Cursing in French is just the same as cursing in English, or pig latin or whatever. Oh, and take a look at my sig. I will never allow you to forget this."
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1328 on: June 06, 2007, 03:42:12 AM »
True, but you can undo it...by saying, "San Jose is far superior to San Francisco".  I will then activate my all-purpose eye beams and reverse this switcheroo.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1329 on: June 06, 2007, 03:46:01 AM »
"Never!"

*Buys a beer.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1330 on: June 06, 2007, 03:48:10 AM »
*Trey reminds Algerianbania that his 2D fox head cannot drink.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1331 on: June 06, 2007, 03:48:59 AM »
"More for me."
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1332 on: June 06, 2007, 04:49:29 AM »
A panda head on Trey's body?  This is too good to be true!

*Points at the wall where the sign hangs reading: All Treys will be shot on sight.  Under it there is a small sticky note legalizing Panda Poaching*

Heh Heh Heh

*Aims and fires the rifle 30 or 40 times, then checks the dead bodies for money.*

Drinks on Trey and Alger!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1333 on: June 06, 2007, 12:00:12 PM »
Hey! what had they done?

*Blasts Lat with 150 assault cannon rounds in a short half-second burst*

Now, that should teach you not to fire indiscriminately in the bar...
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1334 on: June 06, 2007, 02:08:19 PM »
"Come now, children, let's all behave for a moment."

* Alana turns to Emp.

"Why do you ask about my voice?  Was my improvisational singing not up to your standards?"  ;)
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