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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 185264 times)

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1020 on: May 01, 2007, 06:51:18 PM »
* Soly turns into Iskar, drinks a glass of Hak'len, thinks for a while and shifts back into his normal form.

"Meh, I've had better."
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1021 on: May 01, 2007, 06:55:53 PM »
* Soly turns into Iskar, drinks a glass of Hak'len, thinks for a while and shifts back into his normal form.

"Meh, I've had better."

You probably shouldn't have done that.  Hak'len has the potency to kill you,fortunately your death should be slow, so you can say your good-byes...

Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1022 on: May 01, 2007, 07:52:55 PM »
stronger than absinth?
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1023 on: May 01, 2007, 08:22:23 PM »
Deadly with one sip, that is, if you haven't already built an immunity to it.  As I said, Caldarians are the only ones that can acctually take more than two sips without dying, and even they're susceptible after a while.

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1024 on: May 01, 2007, 08:47:59 PM »
How does it taste, though? Is it worth dying for?
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1025 on: May 01, 2007, 08:59:13 PM »
The taste isn't the appeal.  It's ceremonial for Caldarians, and a test of strength for others.  Caldarians use it 2 times out of their lives.  Once at school when they turn 14 and once during funerals.  A taste of mortality you might call it.

Offline Daimiaen

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1026 on: May 01, 2007, 10:33:28 PM »
*Stumbles behind bar and pulls himself a pint of Poteen*

"What use is eyesight anyhow???"
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1027 on: May 02, 2007, 02:06:02 AM »
Why Senator, what a pleasure, here have a sip of Hak'len.

*Begins to hand Daimiaen the Hak'len, but then thinks better of it.*

On second thought, you probably want to live out the night...

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1028 on: May 02, 2007, 02:10:55 AM »
"Dearest Latagon, that's why I changed my form before drinking it."
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1029 on: May 02, 2007, 02:15:10 AM »
"I appreciate your kind offer.....I simply have no need for such mild tipples.....I would offer you some Poteen...but I fear your constitution may not be up to it....." :-P
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1030 on: May 02, 2007, 02:20:50 AM »
Blindness and Death are two totally different things.  Hak'len is not for the weak at heart, so I'll not offer it to you.  Now Allama, might be able to take it, but I doubt the good senator could take more than a sip before death gripped him.

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1031 on: May 02, 2007, 04:00:59 AM »
*confuse by the conversation about liquor

"Can we talk about the coming war? I'm falling asleep here..."

*Drains mug of beer.
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1032 on: May 02, 2007, 04:22:41 AM »
Quote
well look at the man in the liquor store......he yelling "anyone want a drink before the war"

(Spot the quote for special cookie)
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1033 on: May 02, 2007, 03:21:05 PM »
"Think so, Latagon?"

*Not one to turn from a challenge, Alana takes a sip of Hak'len, looks to enjoy it for a moment, then turns a violent shade of violet

"Good... *cough... hearty stuff... Maybe another later, eh?"

Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1034 on: May 02, 2007, 05:24:21 PM »
I'd sleep on it.

*Puts the Hak'len away, and begins to drink a non-alcoholic drink.