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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #810 on: April 15, 2007, 09:38:33 PM »
* Solnath apologises.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #811 on: April 16, 2007, 04:01:18 AM »
*Talmann tells Solnath to stop apologizing and apologizes to CL*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #812 on: April 16, 2007, 04:17:10 AM »
* Solnath wonders how Talmann knows CL.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #813 on: April 16, 2007, 04:18:14 AM »
See RP, OOC Weapons designing and Talmann Bolt action gun
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Marsos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #814 on: April 16, 2007, 04:31:33 AM »
*Walks into Tavern* I'll go Texan today. Bottle of Lonestar beer, please. *drinks* Man, that reminds me of home. This is the stuff ma used on her ironin' board. Hand me the bottle with the pretty turkey on it. That's it. All bartenders need a fine, steady hand. *drinks the bottle, and starts bawling into a ballad about the Old South, then passes out*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #815 on: April 16, 2007, 04:35:27 AM »
* Solnath forgot Talmann couldn't get what he meant.

"Good God, a redneck." Sol mutters under his breath.
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Offline Marsos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #816 on: April 16, 2007, 04:45:09 AM »
Quote from: Solnath on April 16, 2007, 04:35:27 AM
* Solnath forgot Talmann couldn't get what he meant.

"Good God, a redneck." Sol mutters under his breath.
"Them's fightin' words" The half-asleep Texan slurs weakly. "Y'all know we's the greatest people on this here planet. If it weren't fer the Alamo, we'd all be in deep cow..." *mercifully falls asleep before he swears in a fit of binge drinking*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #817 on: April 16, 2007, 05:49:18 AM »
*Algerianbania punches Marsos for incorrect use of language*

"The correct answer was 'Those are fighting words. Did you all know that we're the greatest people on this planet? If it weren't for, we would all be in deep cow...' So get it the f*ck right next time."
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #818 on: April 16, 2007, 01:11:17 PM »
*Sips the wine Talmann brought over, looks around at her table-mates and tries to ignore any anger still festering

"So... read any good books lately?"
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Offline Chaasch

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #819 on: April 16, 2007, 03:22:33 PM »
James O'Shea walked into the tavern walks up to the bar sits on a stool and says "I would like a shot of whiskey and keep them coming".
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #820 on: April 16, 2007, 08:29:04 PM »
*sticks the pistol in is pants (safety on of course) and takes a sip of the cold beer. Nods towards Talmann and Solnath.

"Nothing with alcohol beats the taste of bitter malts in beer."

*Gives deep stares at any female patron that catches his eyes, for no reason at all but to freak them out.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #821 on: April 16, 2007, 09:37:46 PM »
*glares at Alg.*
"What be yer problem wit' Texan speech? Ya wanna start som'in?"
*pulls back jacket to reveal a Colt .45 revolver*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #822 on: April 16, 2007, 10:04:00 PM »
*walks in, orders a pint of water (in a dirty glass) and glances warily at Talmann*
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Offline Marsos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #823 on: April 16, 2007, 11:09:03 PM »
*wakes up completely sober, walks out, walks in wearing Irish garb*
" Dia dhuit! Pint o' Guinness, Más é do thoil é, and the next round's on me."
*Gets drink, takes a swig*
"That's the stuff. I'd like to make a toast, or better yet, a song:

Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set ye for awhile,
and hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle,
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone...
And lift our voices in another Irish drinkin' song!

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox,
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box,
Me other brother in the troubles met with his demise,
Me sister has forever closed her smilin' Irish eyes

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more!
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!

Next verse, lads? Ya have to know the song..."
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Offline Gletia

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #824 on: April 16, 2007, 11:33:38 PM »
Please the finest ale you gots and anyone need a new friend to talk 2  :drunks:
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