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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4320 on: April 02, 2008, 05:48:19 PM »
If you are 18 or above you wouldn't be underage in Sweden when it comes to drinking in clubs and bars. When it comes to sex you would have been considdered of age at 15 :P (and Swedish sin is a misconception that was invented by american porn studios)
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4321 on: April 02, 2008, 06:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Formerly known as Vive on April 01, 2008, 11:31:21 PM
i like that hat Neil!

I don't know much about trashcan punch but i know how to make a White Russian, an Appletini and a Margarita.. oh and I know how to make a Mint Mojito and a Non-Virgin Shirley Temple... yes i know I'm underage and yes I also know that most other teens don't normally know how to pour those drinks but hey...   :D ;)

thanks dollface.
i'd enjoy having a young beautiful girl serving me appletini's so i don't find it that strange of an idea.

@ emp
so its that cool over there eh?
* Neil of the Spammist Regime toasts porn.
TO PORN!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4322 on: April 02, 2008, 09:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Neil of the Spammist Regime on April 02, 2008, 06:42:52 PM
@ emp
so its that cool over there eh?
* Neil of the Spammist Regime toasts porn.
TO PORN!

To porn.

*pops a porn video in the Taverns VCR player*

Its a beauty, isnt it?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4323 on: April 03, 2008, 06:06:38 AM »
Quote from: The Empire on April 02, 2008, 05:48:19 PM
If you are 18 or above you wouldn't be underage in Sweden when it comes to drinking in clubs and bars. When it comes to sex you would have been considdered of age at 15 :P (and Swedish sin is a misconception that was invented by american porn studios)


Yeah My friend Manuel was telling me about the Sex age over there... He's German but he's half Swedish... so yeah... Hmmm.. you get to drink at 18? Interesting...  ;)

@ RW

I can't say that Porn is the greatest since I don't watch it... well I saw one thing that was disturbing (two girls one cup... I SWEAR I had NO clue what it was at first!!!) soooo.... anyways...  O:-) :-[ :-X :-\


Oh and does anyone wanna an Appletini, a White Russian, a Mint Mojito or a Margarita? I'm pouring and they're on me!!  :drunks:
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4324 on: April 03, 2008, 04:36:01 PM »
I'll take a White Russian, thanks.  I find them quite enjoyable.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4325 on: April 03, 2008, 07:12:07 PM »
* Neil of the Spammist Regime drinks appletini off of vive's stomach.

"you did say "ON YOU" right? right?"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4326 on: April 03, 2008, 08:51:17 PM »
Quote from: I smell like Coconut!! on April 03, 2008, 06:06:38 AM


 RW

I can't say that Porn is the greatest since I don't watch it... well I saw one thing that was disturbing (two girls one cup...


2 things

1) you...you...you digust me.

2) Rule 34.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4327 on: April 03, 2008, 10:26:52 PM »
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I SWEAR I had NO clue what it was at first!!!)

its funny how you forgot that part RW...  >:(

what's rule 34?

and very funny Neil... heehee

oh and here Al! hope you like  ;) *wink wink*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4328 on: April 03, 2008, 10:54:01 PM »
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4329 on: April 04, 2008, 08:33:16 PM »
* Neil of the Spammist Regime drinks to his wifey while giving everybody sexed up eyes.

"so who here wants to be in a movie?"
* Neil of the Spammist Regime snickers.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4330 on: April 05, 2008, 12:34:03 AM »
Count me out of being IN the movie... but here's $50 and two drinks on me* that says I'm in the audience, Neil...

*By "on me", I mean on SD's tab.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4331 on: April 07, 2008, 04:51:28 PM »
>_<  Rule 34 is disgusting, but true.  It's just another version of the Chaos Fetish Dynamic.

Secondly, pass me another drink!  I consumed the entirety of my previous beverage.  :P
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4332 on: April 07, 2008, 08:36:58 PM »
Though we can't get driver's licences before 18 either.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4333 on: April 07, 2008, 09:19:56 PM »
huh.

*hiccups*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4334 on: April 09, 2008, 08:32:56 PM »
* Neil of the Spammist Regime gets his wifey a new drink.
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