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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 185049 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3585 on: December 07, 2007, 09:26:01 PM »
*stabs taco voodo a lor*

BURN!

*burns the voodoo doll*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3586 on: December 08, 2007, 01:08:36 AM »
*The Tacos suck Larry through a portal into the Taco dimension where they drain all his blood for throwing that hand grenade*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3587 on: December 08, 2007, 01:44:45 AM »
thats gotaa hurt.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3588 on: December 08, 2007, 06:17:32 AM »
Indeed it must, Bara. But not as much as 10,000 needles drawing your blood out simultaneously while you are slowly stretched and ripped limb from limb. I'd much rather prefer the gun to the head, like this.
*Draws Luger from holster and shoots Bara 'tween the eyes*

Don't worry, y'all. It won't hurt 'im. Just for demonstration purposes, y'know.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3589 on: December 08, 2007, 02:22:20 PM »
Its nice to have Tal back. I wonder when he will be out of college?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3590 on: December 08, 2007, 09:31:33 PM »
As soon as the Dean discovers it was Tal who put that bra wearing goat in his office
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3591 on: December 08, 2007, 09:33:29 PM »
ah.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3592 on: December 09, 2007, 03:22:46 PM »
SSH! No one must ever no that!
*stabs one of the Tacos Assassin's creed style*

Yah, so guys. I'm on break starting tomorrow. So... I'll be on IRC ev'ry now and then, so get on!

...

Oh, yeah. Larry, you dropped this...

*hands Larry the grenade, which seemed to have been a dud*

You do realize, Larry, that throwing grenade pins at people is just rude, right?
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3593 on: December 09, 2007, 03:40:22 PM »
You mean I got all my blood sucked out by tacos for nothing? *sigh* Story of my life.

*opens a portal to the hospital dimension*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3594 on: December 09, 2007, 05:14:00 PM »
sucker
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3595 on: December 09, 2007, 05:55:12 PM »
*returns from hospital as good as new*

Who's laughing now, eh?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3596 on: December 09, 2007, 06:23:53 PM »
im not.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3597 on: December 09, 2007, 06:28:38 PM »
Well...good.

*orders a drink*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3598 on: December 09, 2007, 06:29:13 PM »
ok.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3599 on: December 09, 2007, 07:32:14 PM »
*sups contentedly*
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