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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3510 on: November 27, 2007, 06:08:17 PM »
That's why ripeness is a very good concept :-P
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3511 on: November 27, 2007, 08:23:57 PM »
i forgot in the US. But, hey, if there was a hot naked chick, and i had a condom, and she wanted sex...then...yeah.
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Offline Templarios

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3512 on: November 27, 2007, 08:40:01 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on November 27, 2007, 08:23:57 PM
i forgot in the US. But, hey, if there was a hot naked chick, and i had a condom, and she wanted sex...then...yeah.

Ur 13 right, can u get the condom on (understand what im saying...)?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3513 on: November 27, 2007, 08:58:02 PM »
*Translation: Is your anatomy even developed enough so that the condom doesn't slip off when it shouldn't
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3514 on: November 27, 2007, 09:01:08 PM »
well, this one 13 year old had but sex with the other girl, and the codom didnt slip off then.
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3515 on: November 27, 2007, 09:03:58 PM »
This is going to  places were I am not sure I want to follow. ::)

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3516 on: November 27, 2007, 09:09:08 PM »
*dives to the bar*

That will be 50 bucks, and you have 300 dollar tip.

What? Warhammer 40k isnt cheap!
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3517 on: November 27, 2007, 09:20:05 PM »
Could someone please replace the bartender with a person who has a less expensive hobby?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3518 on: November 27, 2007, 09:21:36 PM »
i play airsoft to.
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3519 on: November 27, 2007, 09:25:20 PM »
A glass of water then please.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3520 on: November 27, 2007, 09:49:28 PM »
2.50.

*hans pach some water*
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Offline Templarios

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3521 on: November 27, 2007, 10:07:22 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on November 27, 2007, 08:58:02 PM
*Translation: Is your anatomy even developed enough so that the condom doesn't slip off when it shouldn't

Thank you for that! lol.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3522 on: November 28, 2007, 01:36:31 AM »
i dont even want to think about that
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Offline B9 perspective

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3523 on: November 28, 2007, 06:19:56 AM »
Saunters in and sits at an available stool between two strangers..addressing the bartender says, " I think, therefore I am.".....(then disappears)
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Offline Templarios

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3524 on: November 28, 2007, 07:55:08 AM »
Intreseting fact, Descartes never said the 'therefore', that was added later. He said: "I think, I am"

je pense,  je suis
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