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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3390 on: November 11, 2007, 08:00:37 AM »
Milk is awesome. You clearly aren't drinking it properly.

Man, I want some milk now.

*goes out to find a cow*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3391 on: November 11, 2007, 04:04:47 PM »
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3392 on: November 11, 2007, 06:25:07 PM »
Hmmm... I like milk, with reduced fat content (1,5% total)

I wonder if Barak was brought up on formula...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3393 on: November 11, 2007, 09:23:42 PM »
I like milk. Very much so.
But if I drink it too often I get lots of slime in my throat. :'(
Wonder why that is.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3394 on: November 12, 2007, 05:36:08 PM »
You probably have a minor lactose intolerance or something like that.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3395 on: November 12, 2007, 05:59:48 PM »
Either that or the cows are taking their revenge on your throat
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3396 on: November 12, 2007, 08:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on November 11, 2007, 04:04:47 PM


and that, is why i dont drink milk. and i dont like the taste.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3397 on: November 12, 2007, 08:49:15 PM »
Would you drink pasteurized human milk then Barak?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3398 on: November 12, 2007, 08:50:29 PM »
nope. my mom said i never had that when i was a baby. then, she said when i first had milk from a cow, i spat it out.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3399 on: November 12, 2007, 10:27:27 PM »
Rat milk! I'm outraged Fat Tony, you promised me dog or higher!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3400 on: November 12, 2007, 10:31:03 PM »
i googled the joke. its from The Simpsons
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3401 on: November 13, 2007, 08:13:04 AM »
You really shouldn't have to google Simpson's references. You uncultured swine.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3402 on: November 13, 2007, 10:40:50 AM »
Quote from: Larry on November 13, 2007, 08:13:04 AM
You uncultured swine.

It's just a little airborne, it's still good! It's still good!

It's gone, Dad.

I know.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3403 on: November 13, 2007, 06:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on November 12, 2007, 08:27:45 PM
Quote from: Tacolicious on November 11, 2007, 04:04:47 PM


and that, is why i dont drink milk. and i dont like the taste.

That's good but still like the taste. Remember when i did a food tech qualification (cooking) at school and it had this program to work how much fat etc was in your food by entering the amounts of each ingredients and under milk was the option of human milk...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3404 on: November 13, 2007, 09:36:34 PM »
ok....
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