The Taijitu Tavern

[Tacolicious]

Could someone please replace the bartender with a person who has a less expensive hobby?

My hobby goes straight into my veins... that'll be $7.50

[Bara]

ha! mine was 2.50 for water!

[Tacolicious]

*Taco shoots Bara*

[Bara]

*turns into a zombie*

Taco....Sucks.....

[Tacolicious]

Indeed *Taco turns into a black hole and compresses Bara to a singularity*

[Templarios]

Much of a loss?

[B9 perspective]

Intreseting fact, Descartes never said the 'therefore', that was added later. He said: "I think, I am"

je pense,  je suis

Well...there you have it! Evidently, Descartes hasn't visited this tavern! I mean, apparently he thought and whoever visited hadn't (with considerably differing results)...another fine example of transformed in translation, history revisited and revisioned...By the way, nice to meet you- I'm B9 (extends hand) I think I'd like a drink although they seem quite pricey here- what do you recommend?

[Pachamama]

Welcome Mr. B9.
I would say the water here is reasonably priced.
But as these two money grabbers are occupied I will take the bar.
What would you like?

[B9 perspective]

...(groggy throat cleaning sound) Oh shoot, I overdelayed bleaching my moustache again....um...that's MS.B9, thank you...toasting with water does not bring good fortune- and as things are, I haven't yet been able to figure out how I can earn money in this region to afford a REAL drink..so I think I'll just sit here- if that's ok....( and see if any transvestites take pity on me)

[Pachamama]

"Well in that case I will invite you. As you are new here that's your first drink aaaand first one is on the house."

*Takes a look over the bottles behind the bar.*

"So what you want?"

[Tacolicious]

*Taco opens a portal from which beer flows*

[Bara]

BOOM!thought that might be fun

[B9 perspective]

"Well in that case I will invite you. As you are new here that's your first drink aaaand first one is on the house."

*Takes a look over the bottles behind the bar.*

"So what you want?"

So very generous of you, thank you...let's celebrate! I hope that big boom a bit back was the sound of a dry Prosecco bottle being opened..( certainly some poor client is currently removing the cork, aimed at his heart, from his ear cavity) If so, a tall tulip shaped glass of the chilled bubbly would be wonderful..Let's celebrate with a toast to new and old times!

[Bara]

*walks in from the back, all smoky*

Nope. turns out, we have a taco-bomb in the buildling, and it prematured denoted while i was trying to defuse it....so, yeah.

[Tacolicious]

There's always Taco-bombs in the building, you're best just to ignore them and to avoid invoking my wrath.