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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1470 on: June 23, 2007, 09:00:33 PM »
y'know, Emp., you could ignore those posts annoying ye...

and besides, the Tavern CANNOT be destroyed, even by nuclear weapons, again, check your history. I already fixed that problem. Taco, if you cannot help it, just go after Bara, as he can neither, and we can have our own gladiator ring... Ooh! Idea...

*Runs off to revive a thread...*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1471 on: June 24, 2007, 09:20:28 AM »
"Lookie 'ere!" Soly shouts as he crashes in, obviously wasted and dragging some poor soul from the neck. "My first recruitment!"
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1472 on: June 24, 2007, 11:53:00 AM »
isn't he dead?
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1473 on: June 24, 2007, 05:13:04 PM »
Maybe he's just breathing reeeeeaaaaallly slowly.  Good for you, Soly.  Gold star.  Bartender, I'll have another beer!

Jukebox, jukebox... oh there it is!  Let's see now... METALLICAAAAA!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1474 on: June 24, 2007, 11:20:34 PM »
*Taco wakes up in the corner slowly*

Hey guys, I just had the craziest dream about nuking the tavern... and you were there... and you were there... and you too... man it was one crazy real dream, I gotta cut back on the booze.

Bartender gimme a rum and coke and this time just make it a double...

*Taco knew that his mind ran free and the dreams were a side effect of this blessed condition. Although some would never understand the full depth of it he knew it wouldn't be nearly as precious a condition if they did*
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1475 on: June 24, 2007, 11:29:46 PM »
* vive stirs from her coma-like sleep, yawns,  and stretches*

hey guys.. what did i miss?

*gets up from her table in the back and walks to the bar*

mmmmm..... *rubs her face in a half sleep way*

i wanna shirley temple please...no maybe a.... oh i dunno just GIVE ME A DRINK!

when vive wakes up she is really cranky and delusional until someone gives her a BBBBIIIIGGGGG HUG!!!!
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1476 on: June 25, 2007, 04:31:51 AM »
*Hugs Vive*

Ok, now can I have another drink?
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Offline cerud

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1477 on: June 25, 2007, 04:58:31 AM »
Hey Khablan!  Yeah, I'm the new one around here.  Thought I'd pop by the pub and see the friendly faces.
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1478 on: June 25, 2007, 05:09:28 AM »
Interesting dream, Taco.  Were there any midgets in it singing about a lollipop guild?

Cerud, let me buy you a drink.  It gets a little crazy in here now and then, but I'll let you share my cloak of invincibility.  Bullets and flamethrowers and nukes just bounce off it.  Handy little thing, I'll tell ya.  Here, have a cookie.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1479 on: June 25, 2007, 12:31:14 PM »
* Alana meanders back into the tavern after a too-long absence.

"Hey everyone!  Who fancies a game of quarters?"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1480 on: June 25, 2007, 01:20:42 PM »
"OOOOWWW My head!! What the hell did someone slip into my drink? And why am I covered in nuts and bolts?... Oh... that was just the dellusions again, wasn't it?"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1481 on: June 25, 2007, 06:50:08 PM »
A game of quarters sounds good. *Taco tosses a quarter into a pitcher of beer* Consume! *Taco tosses a quarter into the fish tank - How long have we had those fish?* Hmmmm... well it's the game I guess... consume... *Taco gulps down the fish tank liquid* Oh my god, these fish are swimming in Vodka!
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1482 on: June 25, 2007, 06:57:33 PM »
Um, I've never heard of that particular manner of play... but I'm game.

* Alana throws a quarter into the nearest glass of wine.

Yippee!  This way, you win every time!  Or lose!  Depending on what you want more.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1483 on: June 25, 2007, 08:41:11 PM »
*Larry tosses a quarter (silly American money) towards a pitcher of beer, but it bounces off and lands in a vat of nuclear waste*

Um, I don't want to play any more.
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1484 on: June 25, 2007, 09:05:35 PM »
Mama Khab tosses a quarter, which bounces off of Empire's headgear, glances off Allama's foot, ricochets off the moose head, and smacks some poor unconscious schmuck in the eye.  Where it actually landed is anyone's guess.  So she looks as innocent as possible, in the hopes they'll all think someone else did it. 
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