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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1455 on: June 22, 2007, 04:29:30 PM »
*The Tacobot v2.0 returns from it's pretend slumber* FALSE POWER SWITCH ACTIVATION DETECTED *Tacobot v2.0 incinerates the chess board* CHECK... *The unmistakable sound of a nuclear chain reaction can be heard rumbling ever louder from within Tacobot v2.0 before it explodes, once again turning the Tavern into a smuldering, radioactive, booze-soaked, charred human/dragon dust coated crater. From within the crater the still active voice module of Tacobot v2.0 speaks it's final words* ...AND MATE
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1456 on: June 22, 2007, 04:49:44 PM »
*Barakrin gets up from the tavern radtoive floor*

Hey, i got supeerpowers!!!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1457 on: June 22, 2007, 05:01:07 PM »
* Alana returns from an extended absense only to find the tavern in ruin once again, says:

"F*** this."

* ...and walks away.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1458 on: June 22, 2007, 05:02:53 PM »
Really taco...you screwed this place up!

*drags all the bodies out, each time flipping out the tacobot*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1459 on: June 22, 2007, 05:10:01 PM »
Sorry guys, but Tacobots are always sensitive about people playing with their false power switches... I can get Tacobot v3.0 to rebuild the place if you want, but you have to promise not to play with the power switch or the same thing might happen... if not something worse...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1460 on: June 22, 2007, 08:41:11 PM »
I have a better idea! Stop beeing so fucking obnoxious by trying to "pwn" people or BEAT IT!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1461 on: June 22, 2007, 09:34:32 PM »
I can't help it that my nuclear robots are able to play chess better then a dragon, or that that same dragon would then kill my first robot and not even play a fair game of chess against my second robot. You need to realize that there is a lot of difference between trying to "pwn" people and me simply allowing my imagination to run free. If you don't like the things I post then don't read them. I assume you're able to control your eyes, so when you see one of my posts, if you find them so - and I'll use your colourful term - "fucking obnoxious" then skip over them. No one is forcing you to read them and you're equally free to BEAT IT away from my posts.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1462 on: June 22, 2007, 11:16:04 PM »
What is it with all the power-posing around here lately?  If you don't know how to RP, you have to ruin everyone else's fun? 

Well, you know what to do about people like that.  Ignore the power-posing posts entirely, and keep on with what you were doing before the interruption.  The tavern isn't ruined, and there are no bodies laying about, because Taco never walked in.

So, Empire, Bara, drinks on me tonight!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1463 on: June 23, 2007, 12:00:50 AM »
Thanks! Cheers Khab!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1464 on: June 23, 2007, 05:11:23 AM »
*Walks in, looks around and sees an empty table towards the back.  Sits down and people watches to get the feel of the place.*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1465 on: June 23, 2007, 08:42:48 AM »
Hey, there's a new face, Have a drink, everything's on the delegate's tab anyway :P

Side note: I still think we need a possibility to kick trolls/flamers...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1466 on: June 23, 2007, 12:03:37 PM »
YEY!!! Drinks!! Ya know, the delgate doesnt even really pay...we are just pretening to drink some beer...and...*Hic* oh god
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1467 on: June 23, 2007, 12:31:15 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on June 23, 2007, 08:42:48 AM
Side note: I still think we need a possibility to kick trolls/flamers...

Or.... we could just let people be who they are and not turn the forums into our own little Salem... The only kick should be from the hard liquor  :D
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1468 on: June 23, 2007, 12:39:37 PM »
Exactly... ^, so stop trying to piss people off Tac...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1469 on: June 23, 2007, 06:44:05 PM »
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Side note: I still think we need a possibility to kick trolls/flamers...

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YEY!!! Drinks!! Ya know, the delgate doesnt even really pay...we are just pretening to drink some beer...and...*Hic* oh god

Sure, so we get virtually drunk on virtual beer paid for with virtual money.  Gotta love the internet.  Party on, me hearties!!!

So, Cerud.  Welcome t' the tavern.  Have a drink.  Have another.  Good to meet ye.  Ye new around these parts, I take it?

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