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Offline Union

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Anti-Green War
« on: June 24, 2007, 09:22:24 PM »
In light of the recent trend in environmental protection, my country has decide to wage war on these eccentric and wasteful projects to promote a "Green World." Stop ruining our economy hippies! We would reverse all your pitiful efforts to reduce emissions!

If your nation builds eco-friendly cars, we would build incredibly huge vehicles that uses enormous amount of fuel to go a pathetically short distance. 

For every renewable energy plant you build, we build two coal fire plants (with no scrubbers, HAHA!)

For every animal you add to the endanger species list, we would hunt a specie of our choice, to extinction. (starting with those pesky monkeys.)

For every forest you name a protected wildlife sanctuary, we would nuke a forest to radiated embers.

For every new tree you plant, we would nuke a forest to radiated embers.

Feel my wrath hippies  :trout:!!!!! 
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Offline Allama

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 02:20:42 PM »
That's right, you blasted hippies!  For every "green space" you promote, we'll pave over a park.  For every low-emission factory you build, we'll remove the filters from a dozen smokestacks.  For every waste-spewing pipe you protest, we'll pollute a lake until it glows in the dark.

Eat that, you economy-ruining commies.  I bet you hate your country.
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Offline Union

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 06:56:10 PM »
haha :D
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Offline Trey

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 09:09:29 PM »
For every tree, we make two chainsaws!
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2007, 09:14:18 PM »
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For every tree, we make two chainsaws!

Which you couldn't`t use because CL`s cars have guzzled all the fuel in the world.  :-P
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Offline Trey

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2007, 09:20:02 PM »
Damn...you figured out I was too busy pwning the Games sub-forum to read the above posts.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Zimmerwald

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 12:01:41 AM »
We dam every single river in our country, then get contracts to dam every river in taijitu.  owned.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 12:29:23 AM »
i got a better one,

first, we sell the rain Forest to McDonald's. then, we nuke all the rares species areas, and mass kill all animals. then, we set fire to what ever is left.

pwned.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 08:10:57 PM »
Just hire Patrick Stewart to riddle the forest with holes.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Talmann

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 10:04:34 PM »
* Talmann cannot resist.

There is no endangered species, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to survive.
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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 10:34:15 PM »
Use the flamethrower on the choppa!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2007, 11:25:21 AM »
Quote from: Talmann on July 12, 2007, 10:04:34 PM
* Talmann cannot resist.

There is no endangered species, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to survive.

LMAO!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2007, 12:28:56 PM »
Quote from: Talmann on July 12, 2007, 10:04:34 PM
* Talmann cannot resist.

There is no endangered species, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to survive.

that was a good one
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2007, 06:16:30 AM »
Very belated thank y'all. I had Chuck one the brain, and it had to come out, roundhouse style!
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Union

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Re: Anti-Green War
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2007, 04:14:59 PM »
Talmann, you're alive!
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