Lmao at the beginner's guide to yis...it's absolutely true

(You know, I actually had in my sig that I was a girl, and he still didn't realize it. That's what prompted the big bold letters saying 'I'm a girl, dammit!' for anyone who was around RSN when I had that

)
Anyway, update time!
Red Sox ReportApril 22, 2007RSN Nations: 47
UN Delegate Endorsements: 11
Posts on Forum: 105,308New RSN Charter PassedThis week we passed our shiny new Charter, which can be seen
here. The Charter states that RSN will be a direct democracy, with all votes stated publicly. The only elected positions are those of two administrators every two months. These two admins will aid the root admin, Suzu (formerly known as Alyss), in keeping the forum running smoothly. The Charter passed by a vote of four in favor, two against.
New Admins ElectedGoing along with the Charter, we have elected our first set of admins. The final tally of votes was as follows:
Deisel 10, 7
Teredona, 6
The Southern Acre, 1
Congratulations to Deisel and Teredona for their wins!
Regional Merger TalksWe’ve resumed our talks of a possible regional merger. This week, we focused heavily on the merger being formed by the New Power Federation, Americana, New Government Alliance, and The Federal Empire of Rumenia. While they are all lovely folks, and we wish them the best of lucks in succeeding with their new region Nova Atlantica, the members of RSN voted zero in favor and six against joining the merger.
News Bulletins-Transistor Noise wins RSN Fantasy Basketball League, second place goes to Deisel 10, and third place goes to Winstonopia’s team Pistons!
-Former High Justice Yisroell returns. Welcome back Yis!
-Red Sox go for the sweep against the Yankees Sunday night! Go Sox!
Editor, News: Deisel 10Please give me feedback, questions, comments, or suggestions. Thanks, and go Sox! This is a government-endorsed newspaper but all news, articles, and editorials are the opinion of the author only and not necessarily all of RSN.