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Offline Fulhead Land

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Announcement
« on: April 01, 2007, 12:58:36 AM »
I am pleased to announce that the troublesome region of Taijitu has been liberated and is now a fully-fledged member of the Lexicon Confederacy. I have been appointed governor of your region. It is time for the Lexicon Confederacy to rise to a united greatness!

The Constitution and Legal code are hereby suspended. All members will swear allegiance to the new order or face execution.

Offline Eluvatar

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2007, 02:31:45 AM »
The coup is done, all will support the Lexicon Confederacy.

Oh and I found the skin you wanted FL. All shall hail the true green of the new Taijitu!
                                 
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Offline The Master

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2007, 02:37:33 AM »
The Master does not recognize the false authority of the porcine head of lettuce. The Master will shortly bring Illuminating fire to peel back his great leaves so that the Di beneath might be revealed.
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 02:41:39 AM »
It truely is a pity that this skin is not the great faux Windows windows that we all know and love. Nevertheless, I hail to the dumbass great Lexicondom.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2007, 02:58:26 AM »
This is not right. I voice my dissent.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Eluvatar

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2007, 03:33:01 AM »
Hail Fulhead Land!

Hail the Lexicon!
                                 
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Offline Bustos

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2007, 04:24:55 AM »
This skin is so ugly, went back to old default theme.
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Re: Announcement
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2007, 04:30:55 AM »
Just don't get any badthink, Bustos, and everything will be fine.

Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2007, 10:24:31 AM »
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the porcine head of lettuce.
*wipes of tears* am truly sorry, but that made me laugh so loud that my hound ran in the kitchen. Hello Flem and welcome to your rightful place as Governor of this here minnow annex of the lex.
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Offline Of The US

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2007, 01:09:02 PM »
umm wtf is goin on here?
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2007, 02:37:39 PM »
OTUS, I am not sure anymore... I've heard both extremes, that it is a real coup and that it's not.
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2007, 03:47:50 PM »
This is completely real. It's just a coincidence that it's also April Fool's Day.

Breaking news...April Fool's Day has been renamed April Cabbage Day. Hail our benefactors. Long live the Victorious Revolution.

Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2007, 04:02:52 PM »
Yeah, more like 'Porcine head of lettuce' Day.

« Last Edit: April 01, 2007, 04:04:36 PM by PoD Gunner »
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2007, 05:11:36 PM »
Aye. All heil the Cabbage!
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

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Re: Announcement
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2007, 06:39:46 PM »
indeed.

This woman from Homesteade was spotted, identified and severely punished aka summarily executed.


This is the New Criminal Law of Taijitu:

Article 1: Attempting to remove the outer leaves or core a cabbage by knife or any other sharp object will get you killed in multiple ways. More then you can imagine! Any damage inflicted to the inner leaves of a cabbage will also get your familly killed.
Article 2: Placing a whole cabbage, (stem side down or not  >:( ), into a pot of gently boiling salted water is considered a barbaric gesture and wil be savagely punished by the cutting of your hands. then of your head which will be boiled instead of the cabbage.
Article 3: Mixing any parts of a cabbage together with meat, rice, diced onion, Worcestershire sauce, or tomato sauce will cause you to pray your crime had been punished by the above articles. Stuffing and cooking a cabbage will get all your family, your relatives, your neighbours, your work-coleagues and your pets to be killed. in horrible ways. your ashes will be spread all over the fields so that little cabbages are properly nourished.
Article 4: Quit looking for flaws to our Criminal Code! Touch a cabbage and your toast! or, depending on the gravity of the crime, over-toast.
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« Last Edit: April 01, 2007, 06:41:22 PM by PoD Gunner »
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