indeed.
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8333/homesteadercuttingcabbaey1.jpg)
This woman from Homesteade was spotted, identified and severely punished aka summarily executed.
This is the New Criminal Law of Taijitu:
Article 1: Attempting to remove the outer leaves or core a cabbage by knife or any other sharp object will get you killed in multiple ways. More then you can imagine! Any damage inflicted to the inner leaves of a cabbage will also get your familly killed.
Article 2: Placing a whole cabbage, (stem side down or not >:( ), into a pot of gently boiling salted water is considered a barbaric gesture and wil be savagely punished by the cutting of your hands. then of your head which will be boiled instead of the cabbage.
Article 3: Mixing any parts of a cabbage together with meat, rice, diced onion, Worcestershire sauce, or tomato sauce will cause you to pray your crime had been punished by the above articles. Stuffing and cooking a cabbage will get all your family, your relatives, your neighbours, your work-coleagues and your pets to be killed. in horrible ways. your ashes will be spread all over the fields so that little cabbages are properly nourished.
Article 4: Quit looking for flaws to our Criminal Code! Touch a cabbage and your toast! or, depending on the gravity of the crime, over-toast.
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