News: Let this region resound with the song of the Kitten Paw Happy-time, and be permeated with the smell of catnip and pine!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Bara! Begin your education!
My answer will depend on whether you are actually a masochist or not. BEcuase if you are a masochist, the best way to punish you would NOT be to punish you. Hey - that's almost zen.
Head over here http://forum.taijitu.org/the-government-center/the-north-pacific/0/ and express your opinion on the situation. As a Deputy Minister you should have access to it.