News: Play forum games in an offensive way, like those of the anti-junta resistance!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Bara! Begin your education!
My answer will depend on whether you are actually a masochist or not. BEcuase if you are a masochist, the best way to punish you would NOT be to punish you. Hey - that's almost zen.
Head over here http://forum.taijitu.org/the-government-center/the-north-pacific/0/ and express your opinion on the situation. As a Deputy Minister you should have access to it.