The Sun

[tak]

This is a Takasian tabloid.
Everyone is invited to write here. 

For official news of Takasia, please refer to Agence Takasie Presse.

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Fishermen off Alland have reported foreign military aircraft heading towards St. Takasburg. We have no idea what is going on, neither have we been informed of this movement. Is this a surprise attack?

[Delfos]

New Delfos Air Force Squadron Seen Near Varkour!
What Happened In Takasia?
The Green Scimitar of New Delfos reports:

It is noted that The Sun reported:

Fishermen off Alland have reported foreign military aircraft heading towards St. Takasburg. We have no idea what is going on, neither have we been informed of this movement. Is this a surprise attack?

The Green Scimitar asked the authorities of New Delfos Air Force is there has been any movement from them, they said no movement was made, but otherwise, a reporter in Kujsk photographed 5 airplanes taking off the base, similar to the fishermen discriptions.

The Picture shows no more no less than the 1st New Delfos Airforce Recon Squad. This Squadron was designed to answer emergency signals from North Boyen diplomats all over the world during the Ice War. Now implemented to New Delfos Air Force, authorities say this squadron is still active with the same functions.

We'v investigated forward on this and found a Varkour Airspace Control log saying they have spoted the referenced military airplanes, they had some kind of mission in Takasia, but they were ordered to turn back by the Varkour airspace. What happened in Takasia?!
Could it be a terrorist attack on Aid of Boyenivish Hospital Ship stationed for some time in takasian docks?
Could it be something about the 6 thousand Imigrants working in Takasia?
Could it have something to do with Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed staying at the Embassy Complex on Embassy Boulevard?
The last situation is more plausible, but authorities deny any involvement.

Reporter Herk Yorgorish from the Green Scimitar, with collaboration with The Red Star (South&North Boyen Newspaper)

[tak]

The Sun has been informed that the Delfians are invited for the Royal Wedding between Princess Sophia and Prince Ivan. Yes, the same Delfians that tried to attack us just days ago.

There is sufficient suspicion that there are hidden agenda behind the security deal. Can we really put our Prince at risk? Are they going to jeopardize the wedding?

[Delfos]

The Red Star[/i][/b]

As takasian press, SUN, reported:

There is sufficient suspicion that there are hidden agenda behind the security deal. Can we really put our Prince at risk? Are they going to jeopardize the wedding?

Our New Delfos Royal Army General answers:
"This is ridiculous, the president himself asked Tagirstan king to help with security of the wedding and now they say we'r going to sabotage it?! Why would President Delfos do so? We have no intention to harm Takasia unless they start it!"

Further investigation revealed a report from New Delfos Air Force, which explained the actions from the 1st Air Force Recon Squadron the other day. It says they received a distress call and there were no evidence of being an accident at first. Then revealed it was unnecessary to proceed, the airplanes turnt back. If so, the question by the Green Scimitar remains: What happened in Takasia?!

This links automatically to Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed who is in Takasia as we speak. The government keeps a deadly silence on this, some of them say they never heard of this incident. We spoke to the Foreign Relations Minister who said:
"We will get to the bottom of this, whenever we do, you will be informed."
Does our government knows what happened? Is the ambassador safe?!

reporter Kavon Malevish, The Red Star newspaper.

[Algerianbania]

Algerianbanian Pandas Hijack Secret Takasian UFO

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A group of rebel Algerianbanian Pandas hijacked a UFO, Friday, which was hidden deep within an underground bunker, underneath the palace in St. Takasburg. The rebel panda, calling themselves the A Group of Rebel Algerianbanian Pandas (AGORAP), flew out of the city and ravaged the country side, until it reentered the city, and crashed into the Senate Building, which turned out to actually be a brothel. - Nic Jyik

[Khem]

THE GALLIPOLI CHINESE PEOPLE ARE REVOLTING!!!!
(just look at those faces)



 After a five year study performed by various intelligent lifeforms around taijitu, the concensus is that the people of Gallipoli-China are just plain revolting. After these findings were released we asked Reverend Doctor Applesauce Bongwallawallawalla for his professional opinion he had the following statement, "no comment." which proves beyond a shoadow of a doubt that the people of Gallipoli-China are in fact mutated molepeople.

 *we apologize to anyone who was disturbed by the graphic images used in this article.

[tak]

The city of St. Takasburg was mourning the victims of the crash in the city's "Brothel Senate" by a hijacked UFO. "Without the brothel, we have nothing to do after midnight," said frequent patrons. Mayor Berry King has asked for a swift reconstruction of the icon building in the city, "the sex industry is vital to the economy. We cannot succumb to the Algerianbanian terrorists."

There were also small protests at 8 Embassy Boulevard, where the Algerianbanian Embassy is located. The demonstration was generally peaceful, with no report of damage.

The crash happened yesterday in the early afternoon, killing 16 workers and 1 patron.

[tak]

St. Takasburgers celebrate the reopening of Borthel Senate this morning. "The rebuilt and reopening of Brothel Senate symbolize our indestructible values in sexual freedoms," proclaimed Mayor Berry King in the opening ceremony. "Takasia is one of the few countries in Taijitu where even celebrities can visit brothels freely without attracting scandals. We have to defend out very freedom!"

The brothel was severely demaged by a hijacked UFO last April. The incident killed 17 in the quiet afternoon. Since then, the military have stepped up action and shot down every UFO in Takasian airspace.

[tak]

The Delfians have taken advantage of Takasia again! Our reporter have concrete evidence that President Delfos and Princess Sophia were having intimate relationship when they were spotted in the King Darfun Hospital. The president had obviously taken advantage of King Tarih's illness, and seduced the sorrow-stricken Princess.

Takasia must condamn the malicious act of the New Delfos! God save our Prince Ivan and Princess Sophia!

[Delfos]

The Red Star[/i][/u]

Prince Delfos involved with Princess Sofia!!!

Takasian tabloid advances with the rumors that President Delfos was engaged with Sofia at the Darfun Hospital where King Tarih is hospitalised.

Further investigation confirms that Prince Delfos was really at the scene with Princess Sofia, we tried to get some answers from the Royal Family:

*After formalities*
Reporter: "King Delfos, does your son want to steal Sofia from Ivan?"
King: "I'm sure that's just a tabloid rumor."
Reporter: "Does New Delfos intends to take advantage from Takasia?"
King: "I can't answer for the council, this is not a monarchy, but I'm sure our relations with Takasia are great as they always were, as far as i know, Takasia is one of our best foreign partners."
Reporter: "But does your son wants to take advantage from Prince Ivan?"
King: "You aren't very bright are you?"
Reporter: "What do you mean? That Prince Delfos is actually going to marry Princess Sofia?"

King Delfos left in the middle of the interview, this is outrageous! I have reason to believe Prince Delfos actually intends to take advantage from Prince Ivan!!!

(the reporter was fired from The Red Star, somehow he was able to print this article on the very best political newspaper)

[The Kingdom of Tagirstan]

ooc: This did not really happen just me being bored.

ic:  Queen Lalya has strangled king Tarih to death while he was laying in his hospital bed.  The motive seems to be that queen Lalya wishes to steal Prince Ivan from her daughter princess Sophia.  Queen Lalya apperantly seduced him causing him to run from her because he is righteous and wishes to remain loyal to his bride to be Sophia.  Following this incident we  tried to get an interview with Prince Ivan but he was to upset to respond.

[Delfos]

OOC: lol this will lower the condition of this tabloid on the RPey Awards :p

Takasian brothels registered a big loss when the 5 thousand delfian workers returned to New Delfos. In the time they were working in the Canal Arveoli they were more than half the total costumers that frequented the famous brothels. This popularity extended to the area the workers were originated, alot of new and even illegal brothels have opened in Kazjo and North Boyen region of New Delfos.

[tak]

Half a season is over, an AC Milanou is leading in La Liga Takasia by 4 points. The Takasia Betting has the odds for the team winning the championship to 4 to 1. The football team has shown the determination to win the first ever league in Takasia.

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Stellarians have decided to build a cathedral in the northern end of St. Takasburg. The move is highly questionable in a country that is so cosmopolitan and non-religious. As far as we know, the officials from the church are heavily-armed. We are highly suspecious about such move, and believe that it has more to do than religious reasons. The church has alreedy gone through the same propaganda by showing how "caring" about the "less-fortunate". The Sun believe Takasians are matured enough not to believe in such publicity scam. Takasians have to beware of the hidden agenda of the Stellarian church and its government, as they, just as other religious institutions, are targting our most vulnerable population.