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This is a Takasian tabloid.
Everyone is invited to write here. :clap:
For official news of Takasia, please refer to Agence Takasie Presse (http://forum.taijitu.org/news/agence-takasie-presse/0/).
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Fishermen off Alland have reported foreign military aircraft heading towards St. Takasburg. We have no idea what is going on, neither have we been informed of this movement. Is this a surprise attack?
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New Delfos Air Force Squadron Seen Near Varkour!
What Happened In Takasia?
The Green Scimitar of New Delfos reports:
It is noted that The Sun reported:
Fishermen off Alland have reported foreign military aircraft heading towards St. Takasburg. We have no idea what is going on, neither have we been informed of this movement. Is this a surprise attack?
The Green Scimitar asked the authorities of New Delfos Air Force is there has been any movement from them, they said no movement was made, but otherwise, a reporter in Kujsk photographed 5 airplanes taking off the base, similar to the fishermen discriptions.
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The Picture shows no more no less than the 1st New Delfos Airforce Recon Squad. This Squadron was designed to answer emergency signals from North Boyen diplomats all over the world during the Ice War. Now implemented to New Delfos Air Force, authorities say this squadron is still active with the same functions.
We'v investigated forward on this and found a Varkour Airspace Control log saying they have spoted the referenced military airplanes, they had some kind of mission in Takasia, but they were ordered to turn back by the Varkour airspace. What happened in Takasia?!
Could it be a terrorist attack on Aid of Boyenivish Hospital Ship stationed for some time in takasian docks?
Could it be something about the 6 thousand Imigrants working in Takasia?
Could it have something to do with Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed staying at the Embassy Complex on Embassy Boulevard?
The last situation is more plausible, but authorities deny any involvement.
Reporter Herk Yorgorish from the Green Scimitar, with collaboration with The Red Star (South&North Boyen Newspaper)
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The Sun has been informed that the Delfians are invited for the Royal Wedding between Princess Sophia and Prince Ivan. Yes, the same Delfians that tried to attack us just days ago.
There is sufficient suspicion that there are hidden agenda behind the security deal. Can we really put our Prince at risk? Are they going to jeopardize the wedding?
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The Red Star[/i][/b]
As takasian press, SUN, reported:
There is sufficient suspicion that there are hidden agenda behind the security deal. Can we really put our Prince at risk? Are they going to jeopardize the wedding?
Our New Delfos Royal Army General answers:
"This is ridiculous, the president himself asked Tagirstan king to help with security of the wedding and now they say we'r going to sabotage it?! Why would President Delfos do so? We have no intention to harm Takasia unless they start it!"
Further investigation revealed a report from New Delfos Air Force, which explained the actions from the 1st Air Force Recon Squadron the other day. It says they received a distress call and there were no evidence of being an accident at first. Then revealed it was unnecessary to proceed, the airplanes turnt back. If so, the question by the Green Scimitar remains: What happened in Takasia?!
This links automatically to Ambassador Yarkin Fajahomed who is in Takasia as we speak. The government keeps a deadly silence on this, some of them say they never heard of this incident. We spoke to the Foreign Relations Minister who said:
"We will get to the bottom of this, whenever we do, you will be informed."
Does our government knows what happened? Is the ambassador safe?!
reporter Kavon Malevish, The Red Star newspaper.
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Algerianbanian Pandas Hijack Secret Takasian UFO
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A group of rebel Algerianbanian Pandas hijacked a UFO, Friday, which was hidden deep within an underground bunker, underneath the palace in St. Takasburg. The rebel panda, calling themselves the A Group of Rebel Algerianbanian Pandas (AGORAP), flew out of the city and ravaged the country side, until it reentered the city, and crashed into the Senate Building, which turned out to actually be a brothel. - Nic Jyik
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THE GALLIPOLI CHINESE PEOPLE ARE REVOLTING!!!!
(just look at those faces)
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After a five year study performed by various intelligent lifeforms around taijitu, the concensus is that the people of Gallipoli-China are just plain revolting. After these findings were released we asked Reverend Doctor Applesauce Bongwallawallawalla for his professional opinion he had the following statement, "no comment." which proves beyond a shoadow of a doubt that the people of Gallipoli-China are in fact mutated molepeople.
*we apologize to anyone who was disturbed by the graphic images used in this article.
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The city of St. Takasburg was mourning the victims of the crash in the city's "Brothel Senate" by a hijacked UFO. "Without the brothel, we have nothing to do after midnight," said frequent patrons. Mayor Berry King has asked for a swift reconstruction of the icon building in the city, "the sex industry is vital to the economy. We cannot succumb to the Algerianbanian terrorists."
There were also small protests at 8 Embassy Boulevard, where the Algerianbanian Embassy is located. The demonstration was generally peaceful, with no report of damage.
The crash happened yesterday in the early afternoon, killing 16 workers and 1 patron.
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St. Takasburgers celebrate the reopening of Borthel Senate this morning. "The rebuilt and reopening of Brothel Senate symbolize our indestructible values in sexual freedoms," proclaimed Mayor Berry King in the opening ceremony. "Takasia is one of the few countries in Taijitu where even celebrities can visit brothels freely without attracting scandals. We have to defend out very freedom!"
The brothel was severely demaged by a hijacked UFO last April. The incident killed 17 in the quiet afternoon. Since then, the military have stepped up action and shot down every UFO in Takasian airspace.
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The Delfians have taken advantage of Takasia again! Our reporter have concrete evidence that President Delfos and Princess Sophia were having intimate relationship when they were spotted in the King Darfun Hospital. The president had obviously taken advantage of King Tarih's illness, and seduced the sorrow-stricken Princess.
Takasia must condamn the malicious act of the New Delfos! God save our Prince Ivan and Princess Sophia!
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The Red Star[/i][/u]
Prince Delfos involved with Princess Sofia!!!
Takasian tabloid advances with the rumors that President Delfos was engaged with Sofia at the Darfun Hospital where King Tarih is hospitalised.
Further investigation confirms that Prince Delfos was really at the scene with Princess Sofia, we tried to get some answers from the Royal Family:
*After formalities*
Reporter: "King Delfos, does your son want to steal Sofia from Ivan?"
King: "I'm sure that's just a tabloid rumor."
Reporter: "Does New Delfos intends to take advantage from Takasia?"
King: "I can't answer for the council, this is not a monarchy, but I'm sure our relations with Takasia are great as they always were, as far as i know, Takasia is one of our best foreign partners."
Reporter: "But does your son wants to take advantage from Prince Ivan?"
King: "You aren't very bright are you?"
Reporter: "What do you mean? That Prince Delfos is actually going to marry Princess Sofia?"
King Delfos left in the middle of the interview, this is outrageous! I have reason to believe Prince Delfos actually intends to take advantage from Prince Ivan!!!
(the reporter was fired from The Red Star, somehow he was able to print this article on the very best political newspaper)
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ooc: This did not really happen just me being bored.
ic: Queen Lalya has strangled king Tarih to death while he was laying in his hospital bed. The motive seems to be that queen Lalya wishes to steal Prince Ivan from her daughter princess Sophia. Queen Lalya apperantly seduced him causing him to run from her because he is righteous and wishes to remain loyal to his bride to be Sophia. Following this incident we tried to get an interview with Prince Ivan but he was to upset to respond.
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OOC: lol this will lower the condition of this tabloid on the RPey Awards :p
Takasian brothels registered a big loss when the 5 thousand delfian workers returned to New Delfos. In the time they were working in the Canal Arveoli they were more than half the total costumers that frequented the famous brothels. This popularity extended to the area the workers were originated, alot of new and even illegal brothels have opened in Kazjo and North Boyen region of New Delfos.
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Half a season is over, an AC Milanou is leading in La Liga Takasia (http://forum.taijitu.org/index.php?topic=1680.msg44435#msg44435) by 4 points. The Takasia Betting (http://forum.taijitu.org/rp-shops/takasia-betting/msg45425/#msg45425) has the odds for the team winning the championship to 4 to 1. The football team has shown the determination to win the first ever league in Takasia.
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Stellarians have decided to build a cathedral in the northern end of St. Takasburg. The move is highly questionable in a country that is so cosmopolitan and non-religious. As far as we know, the officials from the church are heavily-armed. We are highly suspecious about such move, and believe that it has more to do than religious reasons.
The church has alreedy gone through the same propaganda by showing how "caring" about the "less-fortunate". The Sun believe Takasians are matured enough not to believe in such publicity scam. Takasians have to beware of the hidden agenda of the Stellarian church and its government, as they, just as other religious institutions, are targting our most vulnerable population.
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There were assassination attempts, reportedly by some Uichi Ryan terrorist groups, at the royal wedding at the Tagirstani capital of Tagshknet. The Tagirstani royal family, rather than ours, were suspected to be the primary target. Thanks to the agile security force operated by a number of countries, the attempts failed and the assassins disappeared. While reports claimed that they were shot dead and dissolved on the spot, we suspect that the assassins had actually escaped or blended into the crowd. Are the governments involved hiding some important facts from our concerning citizens? We demand explanations!
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With the 2-0 win in Toadloose against the Aerobuzz, AC Milanou has won the first champion of la Liga Takasia (http://forum.taijitu.org/news/taijitu-sport/msg44435/#msg44435) one match before the last. Milanou fans in Milanou and Toadloose were all celebrating in the Piazza and Stadium respectively.
Together with the 0-2 defeat of St. Takaburger King to Trouthind Sunshine, AC Milanou has secured a nine-point lead to the closest competitor. Bayern Munching, currently three points behind the capital team, still has a very slim chance to secure the runner=up position.
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AC Milanou seems interested in Gorban Drulovic from the Boyengrado Star. We heard there will be billions involved, there's no reason for it if Boyengrado Star wasn't on an heavy debt! Football capitalism shows fruits of the unbalance between large bankrupted football clubs leveled with weak League of Honor football clubs against the big corporations behind big clubs.
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The Sun, with the help of undisclosed informants, have acquired the following letter which is believed to be confidential communication between Takasia and the imperial government of the Cree Tribes:
To: Emperor Paul I of the Cree Tribes
From: Royal Takasia Foreign Relations
We would like to extend the relationship between our nations by an embassy exchange. While we recognize you as the legitimate ruler of your nation, we do not wish to take side of the conflict. Takasia is willing to host peace talk between your government and the Red Liberation Front. We wish you could consider the offer carefully.
Sincerely,
Head of Foreign Relations, Aurelius Diplomas
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EDIT BY OZ: PLEASE NO INAPPROPRIATE PICTURES ON THE FORUM,
Censoring brought to you by St Oz Cartography Always a spot on the map for you
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*with all those images flashing and panoramic views of landscape and monuments, ending with "we are waiting for you in...Wonderful New Delfos."*
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The Summer Palace was bombarded by terrorists this afternoon. It is rumoured to be related to the southern separatist movement.
The Sun urge the government to step up military in the southern region, and work with Talstadters and Confederate Freedomites to demolish and uproot the terrorist base. We believe that exterminating the entire race that fuel the movement is the ultimate way to ensure peace and stability in our southeastern region.
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Soon after the Summer Palace attack, there were Delfian military movements against St. Takasburg. This makes us believe that Delfians were behind the attack. Are they in any collaborations with the southern seperatist movements? Or did the Delfians plot the attack alone, targeting Takasians and their foreign friends in the Peace Summit? What are the motives behind the attack?
Some unamed security officials has informed the Sun that they have their nuclear missiles siming at the Delfian capital right after the attack. This move should confirm our prediction that the Delfians are indeed involved in the palace attack.
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BREAKING NEWS * Delfian Air Force squadron hit in Takasia after a distress call from Councilor Kazi in the Peace Summit *
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Apart from the Delfians, who we have already known to be behind the Palace Bombing, Mountain Men, an obscure group active in the borders of Takasia, Talstadt and Confederate Freedom, were also thought to be linked. The group were the mastermind of several attacks in Talstadt, which include attempted assassination of the Talmanner head of state.
While it was still unclear why the Mountain Men has targeted Takasia, we see the collaboration between the terrorist group and New Delfos a great threat to our country and neighbours. The regional governments must act to keep our lives safe and countries secure.
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alot of disturbances and burning cars is how it can be described, the Delfian community in Takasia have tolerated the accusations and the oppression by the Takasian government until now, waves of young Delfian, even those born in Takasia have erupted in the streets to confront the authorities.
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According to Fernando Pedro, he and his family have been accused of terrorism by his friends and most of the Takasians now point the finger and talk on his back.
Burned cars and specially public transports are signs of furious protesting from Delfian that until now they have been ignored and taken away from the highlight.
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The police and firemen are short-handed on this.
There is around 10 Delfians in hospital from the confronts with the police, 2 policemen, and 1 Delfian killed without confirmed causes.
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The 1st incident was recorded yesterday's morning, and since then it have grown, Delfians demand equal rights and they accuse Takasian government of false accusations.
Police reports say "the situation will be under control tonight", but the confronts kept going, when will this stop?
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Takasian government says there won't be any change, New Delfos owes them an apology and they are still seen as terrorists.
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Until now there haven't been any civilian injured beside the confront between Delfian and Takasian authorities.
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When will this end?
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The Takasian Government has finally responded the terrorist threats by compulsory registration schemes for Delfians. Such terrorists should have long be dealt with, but it is better late than never. With the ubiquitous RFID receivers all over the country, together with the implanted RFID and arm bands, we are certain that normal Takasians will be able to sense the Delfian threats as soon as possible.
The Sun and the general public has always wondered why the Delfians are so hostile to the very cosmopolitan Takasians. With so many different races in Takasia, Delfians here are never discrimiated against. They always seem to have problems in assimilating in Takasian society, probably due to propaganda from their home country. We believe our government has done the best decision in identifying one of the most significant source of crime and terror of the country.
We particularly thank our giant neighbour of St Oz in supporting our action in cleaning the Takasian and neighbouring society. Their eradication programme is exactly what Takasia and our neighbour should learn from. | (http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7011/delzv7.png)
Symbol of Terror (http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/france_black_tuesday_hoodlums_1.jpg)
Delfian Terror |
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Unidentified Delfian: "We are sick of this, Delfians are being called terrorists, they turned our protests into terrorist actions, this government oppression must be dealt with! We must have equal rights and respect!"
This is the protest of a student in Takasburg, he has been jailed 6 times without even participating in the protests, but he promises he's now joining them. He can't go back to his family and he's going to fail the school year because of all the arrests, marked as dangerous student by his University. Some of this Delfians speak of Ethnic Cleaning by the Takasian Government that keeps silent about this cause. They are forced to wear a symbol not recognised by their homeland to mark their ethnic origin and associated with terrorism.
Another unidentified Delfian: "This is dictatorship, we're just asking for our promised rights, instead they appeal foreign countries for this ethnic cleaning!"
Fernando Pedro, the student that was interviewed 2 days ago was sanctioned and kicked out of his university, now his family don't have enough money since his scholarship was taken away.
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The Regcentrum AG has arranged troops in riot infested areas all over Takasia, and will arrest any unregistered Delfians. "We are sick of these acts. They are suffocating our economy," said a standby guard in Milanou, "we need a final solution on these Delfian scums."
There were rumours that the Takasian Government have tried to arrange talks with New Delfos to send those scums back to their home country. But such request was refused. The terrorist-supporting New Delfos Government will be solely responsible for any future violence against Delfian terrorists in carrying out our "final solution to the terrorist problems".
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*Cover of the Red Star published at The Sun*
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Title: "Delfian Slaughter"
Author: Frank Kriwolt
Delfingrado Modern Art Museum
Small description: Ozian killing Delfian citizens in St Oz.
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ooc: LOL that's a good picture ^
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Political Unrest in Talstadt
Due to the start of the war in Llandern Dysaniian and Southern Ryazanian troops, the government of Talstadt has been debating on which side they should take.
"We should help our socialist brothers!" exclaims Hans Beruff. "We've been helped by them numerous times. Our neighbor is Socialist, bei Jove!"
"Don't listen to that Socialist mongrel," says leader of the Capitalists, Mikeal Schlangdorf. "I support the Dysaniian Army, and I think that we should help them drive out those crazy communists. And besides, it's about time they had some support. 7 to 1? With that kind of odds, it's bound to happen that the UASS will kill innocent civilians in Southern Ryazania, and likely Dysanii as well!"
Adolf Schlagt, of the Royalist Partei, the just barely leading party, stood to say, "Quiet, both of you. I believe that Talstadt should not involve itself with either side of this war. I feel that the König will side with me when I say that we cannot afford to burn bridges with anybody, Capitalist or Communist. Thank you."
As Herr Schlagt sat, the room was filled with commotion yet again, insults being thrown across the room by both sides. This reporter only hopes that the issue will be resolved and Talstadt's government will once again return to its calmer, quieter state.
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In urban centres around Chinese Loyalist, mourning has take place to remember and honour the deaths of Loyalist soldier that had die in the recent war. Every flag in the country was place on half mast and families of love ones gone cry for their fallen sons. A one hundred thousand candle light moment of silence took place last night in the capital of Anyia. Afterwards, the Chancellor issue his speech on the events of the last several days.
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We had gain great victory...at the price of great bloodshed,
many of you have lost your sons,
sons who died under the banner of bravery and sacrifice,
fighting on the word of their duty and their honour,
and to rest forever in their graves as heroes in the hearts of all...
we must never let the memories of these brave soldiers fade away into the dust of history,
but carry on the stories of their deeds and duty.
A soldier pledge his life to the rigors of soldiery and the service of the state...
the greatest sacrifice a citizen can give to his country...and hence deserves the greatest honour possible, that of eternal glory and remembrance.
To all those that fell on the battlefield,
Let them rest in peace,
but live in legend.
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Elsewhere during mourning, anti-Dysannian rallies broke out across the rural areas. Villagers held up signs and chantting "Di San Ni, da Dysanni! Di San Ni, da Dysanni! Di San Ni, da Dysanni!...", roughly translating to "Beat to death, the Dysanni" (apparently, the pronunciation of Dysanni sounds similar to the phrase "Beat you to death" in Chinese.) The anger apparently stem from the old tradition of siblings avenging the death of their brothers and sisters against their killers. There has been a influx of rural volunteer recruits as a result. State police has send out units to control these rallies and rehabilitate the families affected.
In light of the tragic deaths of Loyalist soldiers oversea, the Chancellor had vouch to no send any troops into Dysanni Ryzannia itself.
"We have fought and defended our ally and repulse the enemy from their lands,...I see no reason why more Loyalist citizens must die in this war," the Chancellor stated in a press conference.
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In Talstadt today, there was outcry from the government about the formation of the new government of the former South Ryazanian people. Konig Samuel Gottlieb had this to say:
"My fellow Talmanner, I am deeply disturbed by this new government. Not just from a political level, but possibly on a personal level as well. I will admit to you that we have been tracking this William Schmidt for some time. He dissappeared about 2 and 1/2 months ago, and had been frantically looking for him. Why? Because we believe him to be the leader of a terrorist group. Not just any terrorist group, mind you, but a group of individuals that fought against Talstadt in it's civil war. And William Schmidt? We believe him to be a Wilhelm von Schiffmann, the very individual who, 10 years ago, attempted to take my life. He was a shrewd man, not stopping until he had what he wanted, and we thought we stopped him when the castle collapsed on him. But now evidence shows that this is likely our man, taking over a country with little resistance is hard to do, though we expect he had more than was found. So I urge every one of you, not just Talmanner, but all our friends across the continent and overseas to take caution against this new nation. That is all, no questions, please."
It was apparent to this reporter that the Konig was visibly disturbed by this occurence, and noted that his eyes had bags, evidence of lack of sleep. The government of Talstadt has declared this topic top priority and has vowed to investigate.
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Xyraeli State Press Release
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The above are images taken from San Francisco, where earlier this week Pax Imperium forces turned heavy ordinance on high population density areas in the American state of California. This is a crime against humanity, with thousands deadand many more wounded, scarred and disabled for life. The Democratic States of America have previously taken such actions against Southerners within their own nation, but according to international law a nation may take any action necessary to maintain order within it's sovereign lands, and the State of Xyrael does not view such actions, however vile, as enough to warrant the full mobilization of Pax Imperium forces and conquest of her lands.
As Sovereign Dixie has yet to be recognized by 2/3 of the world, it is not yet a legitimate nation, and therefore it may be seen as acting in a manner befitting terrorists by allying with powers who would use brute force to terrorize the Northern peoples into submission.
A defensive war is fought to establish and maintain sovereignty over ones own nation. Sovereign Dixie does not have a legitimate claim over the North. Therefore Sovereign Dixie may very well be fighting a defensive war, but the conquest of the DSA by Pax Imperium should be viewed as highly aggressive and illegitimate. For Sovereign Dixie and Pax Imperium to impose their government over the free peoples of the DSA is to betray what the Southerners would have their country stand for: truth, justice, equality, democracy.
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Here are two pictures of what the so called "responsible American government" would do against the people of the South. The first is Sherman's March to the Sea, in which countless Southern civilians were killed, and Southron cities burned to the ground when the Federal government supposedly just wanted the Southern states to rejoin the Union. If the responsible, peaceful government of America has no qualms about burning cities to the ground, how do we know the same thing won't happen if the Confederates lose the Second War of Secession?
The second picture is that of what the supposedly non-racist, equality-wanting American government allowed. If the Federal government really wanted the '50s South to stop being racist, why did they allow this to go on? Even a bureaucratic morass like the DSA wouldn't take this long to outlaw segregation.
So who's in the right? The North, which abuses their Southern brothers and allowed them to continue to be racist during the 1950s, or the now equal and non-segregated South, which wishes to leave the Union and try their own hand in world politics?
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COME TO ALERSKA!!!
See the great cultural Display of the Inuit people and enjoy amazing dishs and dances found no where else in the world. Stay at one of the cities many great hotels and see attraction fit for all ages.
Take your family to one of the three Amusment parks near the area!
Single go to one of the many great Night Clubs and Bars in the Area!
See the great state of Alerska at its best and enjoy a festival that you will remember for the rest of your life.
Security Provided by Alerska, CommonWealth of Jansi and Alliwood Military Police
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The Provisional Government of Loyalist adopts a new flag today after a week long project in collaboration with designers. The new flag was reveal today , when it was raised during a ceremony opening the new office of the PGL in San Anyia. Officials believe that the new flag is a better representation of the current Loyalist identity.