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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #105 on: July 31, 2007, 02:58:23 AM »
Oh that's top secret information, Trey.  Limi can't tell you where all the skeletons are buried, or he'd have to send an assassin after you.  And we can't have that, now can we?  Although we can show you Bob.  He's in the closet right over there.  Bob, you see, tried to commit an armed robbery in here to try to steal all our cookies.  That's all that's left of him.  We drag him out to drag the tree in the front yard every Halloween. 
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Offline Naivetry

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #106 on: July 31, 2007, 09:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Trey on July 30, 2007, 09:31:26 PM
And who's Limi?
One of your Deputy Ministers of Defense, iirc, and fairly well-known once upon a time in the outside world.  ;)
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #107 on: August 01, 2007, 02:05:40 AM »
Quote from: Khablan on July 31, 2007, 02:58:23 AM
Limi can't tell you where all the skeletons are buried, or he'd have to send an assassin after you.  And we can't have that, now can we? 

Ironically though, he'd learn where the skeleton are buried once he was assassinated. I'm not sure where Limi buries them, but if you look at the third plank behind the bar in the tavern you'll see a lose floor board... that leads to the catacombs where I bury all my skeletons. Plenty of room left so feel free to drop off as many as you need.

Why'd someone try to take the cookies by armed robbery? Aren't they free?! *Taco takes a few 'free' cookies*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #108 on: August 01, 2007, 06:11:38 AM »
Always.  But you know how it is, some people are just greedy. 

Khab refills the cookie table and then settles in for a nibble herself.

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #109 on: August 01, 2007, 06:47:47 PM »
Well, I guess I'm just snakebitten.  My signature has been deleted, and I can't replace it.
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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #110 on: August 01, 2007, 07:10:58 PM »
Unfortunately, the only answer I've been able to rustle up is that the forum ghosts are possessing you.  Clearly this is the only possible solution; now, hold out your hands so we can tie you down for the exorcism.  Don't be a baby!  Open your mouth and say "AAAAUUGH!"
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #111 on: August 01, 2007, 07:27:39 PM »
Or maybe poke Elu.  Or post in the Technical Stuff board - Elu always checks there for questions.  Of course, the exorcism would be ever so much more entertaining to watch...
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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #112 on: August 01, 2007, 07:57:22 PM »
souls...Souls...SOULS!!!
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #113 on: August 01, 2007, 08:19:43 PM »
Soles?
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Offline Trey

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« Reply #114 on: August 01, 2007, 09:00:02 PM »
SOULS!!!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Khablan

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #115 on: August 01, 2007, 10:03:59 PM »
* Khablan isn't too much into soul, personally.  More into metal.
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Offline Trey

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« Reply #116 on: August 01, 2007, 10:08:37 PM »
Bleh.  I prefer actual singing to screaming.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Khablan

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #117 on: August 01, 2007, 10:12:57 PM »
Hey, there's singing.  It's in between the screaming.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #118 on: August 01, 2007, 10:13:53 PM »
I measure in seconds...I can't detect anything smaller.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
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extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Help Desk
« Reply #119 on: August 02, 2007, 02:01:33 AM »
Quote from: Allama on August 01, 2007, 07:10:58 PM
Unfortunately, the only answer I've been able to rustle up is that the forum ghosts are possessing you.

So who ya gonna call?
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